Cork Evertonian
Player Valuation: £50m
1 We can't defend.
2 We can't score.
3 We have a squad full of wimps.A harsh comment maybe, but it's true.
4 Ronald Koemans/Steve Walshs 140 million spending spree and failing to replace Lukaku, has caused serious damage to this football club.
5 This team seems to lose more often than not.Even winning an argument seems to be beyond their capabilities.
6 We are in the crap good and proper.The league table and the rubbish we have to endure, week after week, is proof enough of that.The likes of Ancelotti won't come within an asses roar of us.Like it or lump it we need Sean Dyche, or god forgive me for saying this Big Sam.
7 We basically spent 140 million pounds in the summer to construct the worst Everton team since the class of 1997/1998.At least the Everton squads under Walter Smith, had some battle hardened warriors in them.
8 The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem in the first place.We are a pitiful shambles of a football club and are in a relegation battle.It's time for us all to accept this.
9 Oh yeah and Steve Walsh, on yer bike you bluffer.
10 So all in all yeah im pretty scared.The last outfit i remember that was this much of a shambles, was Villa the season they went down.
2 We can't score.
3 We have a squad full of wimps.A harsh comment maybe, but it's true.
4 Ronald Koemans/Steve Walshs 140 million spending spree and failing to replace Lukaku, has caused serious damage to this football club.
5 This team seems to lose more often than not.Even winning an argument seems to be beyond their capabilities.
6 We are in the crap good and proper.The league table and the rubbish we have to endure, week after week, is proof enough of that.The likes of Ancelotti won't come within an asses roar of us.Like it or lump it we need Sean Dyche, or god forgive me for saying this Big Sam.
7 We basically spent 140 million pounds in the summer to construct the worst Everton team since the class of 1997/1998.At least the Everton squads under Walter Smith, had some battle hardened warriors in them.
8 The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem in the first place.We are a pitiful shambles of a football club and are in a relegation battle.It's time for us all to accept this.
9 Oh yeah and Steve Walsh, on yer bike you bluffer.
10 So all in all yeah im pretty scared.The last outfit i remember that was this much of a shambles, was Villa the season they went down.