Scabies

[McBain]

I think i just got it from your Mum.

 

[sportinglesbian2]

dirty **** ,try washing

 

[Frank Drebin]

When i was at wolves uni i was going through a pulling every night, blockbuster goldrun, NBA Jam Scotty Pipin "he's on fire" period. I was itching all over like i was being eaten by fire ants. The only relief i felt was scratching myself like a self-harmer with my flick knife under a scalding hot shower wondering what inconsiderate partially conscious bitch had done this to me.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Oh yeah sorry kinda tailed off there. Anyway several lads on my corridors came to me to confide that that they were experiencing similar symptoms as i sat poker faced with a post-nam knife slashed rambo back and advised them to consult a GP. Anyway one lad went, was diagnosed with scabies and i promptly stole his cream and was cured to shag another day.

 

[chicoazul]

I got the rabies from yours lad so were quits now ffs.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

the doc thought I had it last year, I asked "do I have to paint a cross on my door ?" as it sounded very medieval to me, I was dispatched to the pharmacy were I was given a nice big bag by the nubile young chemist chick, when I opened it there was some lotion which on the box said..

It would be safe to surmise that I have got feck all chance with the said nubile young chemist in the foreseeable future.

 

[McBain]

Hahaha SCABIES!