Saving Barkley's Knees

jungleburger · February 28, 2012

I figured it out.

Barkley's not getting a game, cos Moyes has finally worked out that playing kids before they are 20 usually ruins their knees. And they end up s**t like Vaughan and Jeffers.

Roll on 2014!!

Muggins · February 28, 2012

I think all footballers are one Kevin Nolan tackle away from early retirement.

harry · February 28, 2012

jungleburger said:
I figured it out.

Barkley's not getting a game, cos Moyes has finally worked out that playing kids before they are 20 usually ruins their knees. And they end up s**t like Vaughan and Jeffers.

Roll on 2014!!

Moyes couldn't figure out his arse from his elbow.

DualityNSNO · February 28, 2012

Muggins said:
I think all footballers are one Kevin Nolan tackle away from early retirement.

Does this mean football has to be dropped and cancelled as a sport?

FFS NOLAN!

somuchfun · February 28, 2012

Do you get that if you haven't played footy for a while your knees get hairy?

jungleburger · February 28, 2012

somuchfun said:
Do you get that if you haven't played footy for a while your knees get hairy?

Swings and roundabouts lid

Sylvain · February 28, 2012

DualityNSNO said:
Does this mean football has to be dropped and cancelled as a sport?

No it means the football has to be hoofed.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

The-Golden-Vision · February 28, 2012

After reading the thread title I assumed Barkley had upset some gangster types, a la Lescott!

DualityNSNO · February 28, 2012

Sylvain said:
No it means the football has to be hoofed.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

Is right!

bluejock · February 28, 2012

Koff Barkley and take your balsa wood knees with you

bullensview · February 28, 2012

Ryan Giggs' knees are seemingly ****ed after he started playing aged 16/17 .... come to think of it Scholes looks fcuked too.

Jamo Martinez · February 28, 2012

jungleburger said:
I figured it out.

Barkley's not getting a game, cos Moyes has finally worked out that playing kids before they are 20 usually ruins their knees. And they end up s**t like Vaughan and Jeffers.

Roll on 2014!!

Are you Damon? Ffs