Sandwiches

[Lord Buckethead]

How do you prefer your Sandwiches?
Cut into triangles, rectangles, in half, or uncut like a real man would have.

How would a Wool Human have his prepared?

What is your favourite filling?
(I already know yer ma's favourite filling thanks Humans)

 

[heatmeiser]

Cutting sandwiches is for children and tories.

I'm neither.

 

[Moomin]

How do you prefer your Sandwiches?
Cut into triangles, rectangles, in half, or uncut like a real man would have.

How would a Wool Human have his prepared?

What is your favourite filling?
(I already know yer ma's favourite filling thanks Humans)

Your mum loves a spit roast sandwich.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Your mum looks a spit roast sandwich.

I am your Ma's favourite filling.

 

[Eggs]

..have to admit to rarely eating bread. If I have a sandwich it’s usually shop bought and on a roll.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Do Humans count 'a roll' as a Sandwich?

sandwich
ˈsan(d)wɪdʒ,ˈsan(d)wɪtʃ/
noun

1. 1.
   an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with a filling between them, eaten as a light meal.
   "a ham sandwich"

 

[larbert toffee]

Christmas time is best,loads of fresh Turkey,stuffing and cranberry Jelly on Scottish square bread.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Christmas time is best,loads of fresh Turkey,stuffing and cranberry Jelly on Scottish square bread.

In what way is Scottish Square Bread superior to other forms of Wool Bread?

No need for an essay Human, bulletpoints will do.

(I also hear that your Sausage is a funny shape, but don't want to pry or complicate things too much)

 

[Groucho]

Cutting sandwiches is for children and tories.

I'm neither.

I inhale mine whole

 

[Donald Twain]

Christmas time is best,loads of fresh Turkey,stuffing and cranberry Jelly on Scottish square bread.

True this! I have about ten different cuts so i can fill my face with sandwiches all the time over christmas , its like something out of a Dickens novel!

 

[larbert toffee]

In what way is Scottish Square Bread superior to other forms of Wool Bread?

No need for an essay Human, bulletpoints will do.

(I also hear that your Sausage is a funny shape, but don't want to pry or complicate things too much)

A plain loaf, slices of which are known in Scots as plain breid (pronounced [plen brid]), is a traditional style of loaf made chiefly in Scotland and Ireland. It has a dark, well-fired crust on the top and bottom of the bread.

The lorne sausage, also known as square sausage or slice sausage, is a traditional Scottish food usually made from ground meat, rusk and spices. It is commonplace in traditional Scottish breakfasts.

It is a common theory that the sausage was invented to fit the bread.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Anyone who doesn’t eat the crusts over the age of 12 is an untrustworthy lizard .

 

[Lord Buckethead]

A plain loaf, slices of which are known in Scots as plain breid (pronounced [plen brid]), is a traditional style of loaf made chiefly in Scotland and Ireland. It has a dark, well-fired crust on the top and bottom of the bread.

The lorne sausage, also known as square sausage or slice sausage, is a traditional Scottish food usually made from ground meat, rusk and spices. It is commonplace in traditional Scottish breakfasts.

It is a common theory that the sausage was invented to fit the bread.
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I love a well-fired bottom.

 

[larbert toffee]

I love a well-fired bottom.

So does yer Ma, but you already know that.

 

[Donald Twain]

A plain loaf, slices of which are known in Scots as plain breid (pronounced [plen brid]), is a traditional style of loaf made chiefly in Scotland and Ireland. It has a dark, well-fired crust on the top and bottom of the bread.

The lorne sausage, also known as square sausage or slice sausage, is a traditional Scottish food usually made from ground meat, rusk and spices. It is commonplace in traditional Scottish breakfasts.

It is a common theory that the sausage was invented to fit the bread.
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Lovely lorne sausages! You can get them in supermarkets frozen but they taste like crap down here! Send me some!