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Hallo Friends
As you will no doubt be aware, Everton recently have been a bit poo.
1-1 Swansea City
Chelsea 0-5 loss
2-0 win West Ham United
Burnley 2-1 loss
Manchester City 1-1
1-1Crystal Palace
Bournemouth 1-0
0-2 Norwich City
Not many goals, quite a few conceded, a solitary win vs West Ham mixed in with the dross.
Some of our most knowledgeable posters have wrestled with solutions to offer beleaguered boss Ronny Koeman, he of the Jaguar posing and Lukaku touting persuasion.
We've clearly got attacking issues in the squad, and today @davek has hit upon what could possibly be the brilliant answer;
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...s-everton-manager.89131/page-754#post-5039645 for evidence of this epiphany.
Would Sammy be the solution?
Let's get the negatives out of the way
He used to play for the Horrors
He identifies as a goblin
He has teeth sharpened on the bones of emaciated rodents (which he has likely caught himself)
The positives though
Koeman's reign could barely be going any worse, and he's hardly going to decrease the quality of Bolasie's crossing
He can help out at that upcoming 'sleep rough in the Park End' event
Southampton actually scored some quite bigly amounts of goals while he was there
Anyone who looks like a child (like Del or Tom Davies) will instantly feel keen to run about a bit, preferably away from Sammy.
If Edwin Koeman is a 'yes' man, the dressing room at the moment must be 'yes', 'yes but ok', 'yes', 'but ok', 'yes', so Lee, S. will at least squawk like a parakeet in a hot bath
Time to roll the dice?
As you will no doubt be aware, Everton recently have been a bit poo.
1-1 Swansea City
Chelsea 0-5 loss
2-0 win West Ham United
Burnley 2-1 loss
Manchester City 1-1
1-1Crystal Palace
Bournemouth 1-0
0-2 Norwich City
Not many goals, quite a few conceded, a solitary win vs West Ham mixed in with the dross.
Some of our most knowledgeable posters have wrestled with solutions to offer beleaguered boss Ronny Koeman, he of the Jaguar posing and Lukaku touting persuasion.
We've clearly got attacking issues in the squad, and today @davek has hit upon what could possibly be the brilliant answer;
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...s-everton-manager.89131/page-754#post-5039645 for evidence of this epiphany.
Would Sammy be the solution?
Let's get the negatives out of the way
He used to play for the Horrors
He identifies as a goblin
He has teeth sharpened on the bones of emaciated rodents (which he has likely caught himself)
The positives though
Koeman's reign could barely be going any worse, and he's hardly going to decrease the quality of Bolasie's crossing
He can help out at that upcoming 'sleep rough in the Park End' event
Southampton actually scored some quite bigly amounts of goals while he was there
Anyone who looks like a child (like Del or Tom Davies) will instantly feel keen to run about a bit, preferably away from Sammy.
If Edwin Koeman is a 'yes' man, the dressing room at the moment must be 'yes', 'yes but ok', 'yes', 'but ok', 'yes', so Lee, S. will at least squawk like a parakeet in a hot bath
Time to roll the dice?
