wainy
Player Valuation: £35m
Wifey wants me out of the pub and has decided that she wants us to have salsa lessons (dance not Mexican side dish). This is my idea of hell but she has always wanted to do it.
Basically, if I don't do it, she will go with one of her mates.
There is no way I am allowing her and her mad mates to get involved with some slimey, snake-hipped gigolo with high heels and wandering hands.
I thought about threatening to go on the lash every time she goes on the p̶u̶l̶l̶ dancing, but this would only speed up my alcohol etc related demise.
What to do?!?!
Think you should go and hit them with some classic moves, blow them seedy little fiends away!