Salaries for current Everton squad!

[tommye]

Yeah but he at least scores a lot.

Certainly knows the value of a good pound.

 

[Eggs]

Is your missus reading mate?

..no.

 

[Eggs]

Is your missus reading mate?

...oh dear, I've just looked up who he is. I'm so naive I wondered who he played for!!

 

[tommye]

...oh dear, I've just looked up who he is. I'm so naive I wondered who he played for!!

He slots for fun. Like Messi. Well more messy really.

 

[DanB90]

He slots for fun.

Plays in the hole

 

[Eggs]

He slots for fun. Like Messi. Well more messy really.

...clearly. I prefer a pint of Guinness myself.

 

[tommye]

Great shot on him too.

 

[tommye]

...clearly. I prefer a pint of Guinness myself.

He could defo put a good head on it...

 

[tommye]

Will stretch your back line with his penetrating moves...

 

[tommye]

...oh dear, I've just looked up who he is. I'm so naive I wondered who he played for!!

Have you calmed down yet?

 

[orly]

Will stretch your back line with his penetrating moves...

He also has a monster dong

 

[tommye]

He also has a monster dong

Isn't that the lad who's at Sunderland?

 

[Eggs]

Have you calmed down yet?

...no, Tommye. Fortunately, they put us to bed and switch the lights off soon in this home.

 

[roydo]

...no, Tommye. Fortunately, they put us to bed and switch the lights off soon in this home.

lollol

 

[tommye]

...no, Tommye. Fortunately, they put us to bed and switch the lights off soon in this home.