Dell Boy
Player Valuation: £35m
is taking some abuse around these parts.
Is Salad Cream really an excitable off-shoot from Satan's nether regions? Does Mayonaise (its barsteward offspring) really kick its butt?
Is Salad Cream the GOT antithesis of Cheese on Toast?
Instead of discussing it in the Everton forum (you half-wits!) discuss it here. Nicely mind.
I rate Salad Cream a 7/10 as a condiment to salad.
Mayonaise a good 6/10.
I've never actively eaten salad cream*. Mayonnaise all the way for me lid.
*or any type of nut either.