Salad Cream

[BigBlueConk]

is taking some abuse around these parts.

Is Salad Cream really an excitable off-shoot from Satan's nether regions? Does Mayonaise (its barsteward offspring) really kick its butt?

Is Salad Cream the GOT antithesis of Cheese on Toast?

Instead of discussing it in the Everton forum (you half-wits!) discuss it here. Nicely mind.

I rate Salad Cream a 7/10 as a condiment to salad.
Mayonaise a good 6/10.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Mayonaise bums salad cream all over the show.

 

[Duncan Disordely]

Sauce should be red or brown (inc BBQ)

 

[Goat]

Does anybody actually eat salad?

 

[bignev23]

Mayonaise doesn't really taste of anything so salad cream is more tasty. The one on mc chicken sandwiches is the best, whatever that is.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Does anybody actually eat salad?

Rabbits and vegetarians mate.

But I thought it was a bit narrow minded to surmise that people only put salad cream and mayonaise on salad.
They both have many and varied other uses.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Does anybody actually eat salad?

[video=youtube;aM6xVQwIOYQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM6xVQwIOYQ[/video]

 

[Goat]

I used to have mayo with chips, but now I use a mixture of ranch dressing and burger relish.

ITs the SHIZ.

 

[BigBlueConk]

I used to have mayo with chips, but now I use a mixture of ranch dressing and burger relish.

ITs the SHIZ.

Pos rep and thumbs up mate

 

[fozzy]

red, brown they all bow down to the mighty salad cream!!

 

[BigBlueConk]

Brown sauce over red sauce.
SC over Mayonaise.
Salt over pepper.
Lynda Carter over Olivia Newton John.

 

[Degs62]

Where's the poll??

I reiterate Salad Cream is Satan's Jizz, but, at least this time the post is on topic

 

[BigBlueConk]

Where's the poll??

I reiterate Salad Cream is Satan's Jizz, but, at least this time the post is on topic

I thought my description of Satans jizz was more eloquent and PG rated!

 

[Degs62]

I thought my description of Satans jizz was more eloquent and PG rated!

Mayo, all the way, the real stuff not the almost salad cream pus we're palmed off with over here.

 

[Bigmaclad]

It's BOSS