Russians invade Scotland

[Bundy]

What do you do?

 

[BigBlueConk]

What do you do?

Advise them that they can only eat the ginger ones.

I think the Scots would take them down to be honest. A few wrestling manouvres and strange conversation will see them off.

 

[icburns]

Commence operation cheese on toast.

 

[BigBlueConk]

What do you do?

Yeah, where's the poll??!!

 

[scratchnsurf]

There'd be some heavy fighting around key strategic points (off licenses).

 

[bluejock]

Wait, what now?

*sharpens bayonet

 

[peteblue]

Why invade ?, the recipe for deep fried Mars bar is not a secret.......

 

[edge]

do nothing, they will get fed up and leave, only the english/ irish are daft enough to stay everbody else romans, viking ect [Poor language removed] the first midge wave that hits them, its the scottish secret weapon.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Does this mean Billy's going to play for Celtic ?

 

[Bungle]

Oh my, could you imagine the offspring of a crazy drunk Russian and a crack addicted Scot? It'd be like living in....Oh hang on.

 

[EFC David]

I'd set my pet haggis on them.

 

[Royal]

Allow them to secede from the union.
As if we're fighting those nasty big slaavs.

 

[Whitebootman]

The new years eve parties would be something to behold. Put me down for a ticket.

 

[Kurt.]

They won't stay long once they discover it allready looks like a conquered war zone........they'll all be Russian to leave !!!

 

[Nordecke]

Hold up a sign that says "The good ****'s further south" with an arrow ->