Basically, the Everton team should be banned from smiling, laughing, listening to music, wearing tracksuits, talking to the press, doing promotional work, Instagram, or doing anything that isn't training in harsh conditions. They're not allowed to spend time with their families. When not training, they should be forced to watch videos of Everton's past glories while being told repeatedly what useless sacks of [Poor language removed] they all are by Duncan Ferguson, and to play for the shirt. Their sleeping and eating habits should be monitored on a 24-hour basis. The team will be picked based on who the fans like / hate this week.