Look OK, I'm looking forward to the extra day off really I am and considering how much it costs us to keep them in Castles, Baubles and Comedy Nazi uniforms we're well overdue one anyway but please, please please just **** Off now will you I've had enough
To all the "News" programs, just pack it in, rolling out these insignificant nobodys to give their expert opinion on just how everything's going and who'll be doing what, just crawl back into your well furbished hole and keep your drivel to yourself.
These Royal commentators, who the **** are you exactly? You're posh idiots with nothing better to do than to simper on endlessley about people even posher than you are and give us poor province dwelling simpletons a glimpse into how great life would be, if only our great great great grandaddy had bravely gorne orf to risk life and limb to teach those filthy savages a damn good lesson whilst at the same time raping them off their natural resources.
And now ..... and now...... argghhhhhh Wedding experts, these parasites make a sordid living convincing gullible women into thinking they're some kind of gutter dwelling, knuckle dragging whore unless their wedding costs at least 50K and their shoes are made out of Swans Anus
Just **** right Off the lot of you, consign your self to the pages of hello , country life or wherever it is is you tout your meaningless nonsense and let me watch TV without the fear of my brain dribbling out of my ears ......
Actually, if 300 people can complain the BBC that the music on Wonders of the universe is too loud and get it changed, do you think I can get 400 people to write in, complain that the wedding is doing their head in and make them remove it from our screens and show Escape to Victory instead?
Rant off and thanks for listening
To all the "News" programs, just pack it in, rolling out these insignificant nobodys to give their expert opinion on just how everything's going and who'll be doing what, just crawl back into your well furbished hole and keep your drivel to yourself.
These Royal commentators, who the **** are you exactly? You're posh idiots with nothing better to do than to simper on endlessley about people even posher than you are and give us poor province dwelling simpletons a glimpse into how great life would be, if only our great great great grandaddy had bravely gorne orf to risk life and limb to teach those filthy savages a damn good lesson whilst at the same time raping them off their natural resources.
And now ..... and now...... argghhhhhh Wedding experts, these parasites make a sordid living convincing gullible women into thinking they're some kind of gutter dwelling, knuckle dragging whore unless their wedding costs at least 50K and their shoes are made out of Swans Anus
Just **** right Off the lot of you, consign your self to the pages of hello , country life or wherever it is is you tout your meaningless nonsense and let me watch TV without the fear of my brain dribbling out of my ears ......
Actually, if 300 people can complain the BBC that the music on Wonders of the universe is too loud and get it changed, do you think I can get 400 people to write in, complain that the wedding is doing their head in and make them remove it from our screens and show Escape to Victory instead?
Rant off and thanks for listening
