Ronalds' magic hat

[Walter Ego]

Ronald Koeman had a farm
Ey Yai ey Yai o
And on that farm he had a hat
Ey Yai ee Yai never mind

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Ronald Koeman had a farm
Ey Yai ey Yai o
And on that farm he had a hat
Ey Yai ee Yai never mind

with a messi here
and ronaldo there
here the del there the del
barkley everywhere
you do the seamus coleman
and you turn around
thats what moshris all about
oooooooooooooooh

 

[orly]

His name is Ronald Koeman,
He wears the magic hat,
He came up from Southampton,
Or some team like that,
He said he'd never leave,
Forever stay a saint,
But we offered him 5 million,
And he said FCUK THAT!

Repeat numerous times

18 hours later and I'm still struggling to get "Saint" and "that" to rhyme without sounding like someone who has seen sunlight for the first time in 45 years

 

[Sperminescence]

Assuming they do the correct thing and name the new stadium The Mosh Pit, we can start thrashing both in the stands and on the pitch. Enter Koeman being the opener to every game obvs

 

[LostLegend]

'cause I remember when we used to play,
In a Goodison Park in Walton

Oba-observin the kopites, yeah!
An' drinkin' with the good blues we meet, yeah!

The Trophys we won, oh, the cup runs we have lost
Along the way, yeah!

But with this great future, you can't forget your past;
So dry your tears, I say.

No Koeman no cry;
No Koeman no cry. Hey hey hey.
Hey little darlin', don't shed no tears:
No Koeman no cry. Hey hey hey.

/Thread

 

[Robbyfaux]

Koeman,
I Can Hardly Express,
My inner Feelings, and thankfulness
For showing blues the meaning of succeeeeeessss

And Koeman,
Please let me explain,
We like causing kopites sorrow and pain,
By winning titles, again and again and agaaaiiiin...

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Stoned in the morning
He's getting stoned in morning

 

[AndyGray]

'cause I remember when we used to play,
In a Goodison Park in Walton

Oba-observin the kopites, yeah!
An' drinkin' with the good blues we meet, yeah!

The Trophys we won, oh, the cup runs we have lost
Along the way, yeah!

But with this great future, you can't forget your past;
So dry your tears, I say.

No Koeman no cry;
No Koeman no cry. Hey hey hey.
Hey little darlin', don't shed no tears:
No Koeman no cry. Hey hey hey.

/Thread

Remember "No woman, no Kai"?

 

[ToffeeDan]

Ronnie K was doing time
Until he done a bunk
Now he says he's seen the light
And he sold his soul to Dunc

(after The Sex Pistols "No One is Innocent")

 

[evertony]

Ooh Farhad Baby
What more can you do
You know you drove us crazy
When you bought up the Blues

Now you're trying for Moshi
Keeping Barkley and Stones
When you turn up at Goodison
You won't hear no moans.....

Just here comes Ron Koeman de de de de de der
Here comes Ron Koeman....
Undertones. -Here Comes the Summer

 

[Jags]

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- Classic Gwladys Street tune