Ronald Koeman watch

[dholliday]

He'll go down as our least-loved and most short-lived manager since Mike Walker, but that doesn't mean we don't care what he does next...does it?

Big favourite to be offered the national job. In a poll 85% of dutch fans want him in, from their perspective his rep hasn't taken a tanking after his time with us. Funnily enough he'd be a local rival to his predecessor, Roberto Martinez at Belgium. Holland vs Belgium is akin to your England vs Wales.

Ron himself is still smarting but also diplomatic:

"I understood from Rob Jansen that all matters with Everton have not been handled yet, so I do not want to talk about the future yet. I have not come to rest completely, it has not become what we expected this season, but I'm not angry or bitter. It belongs to it, it also gives you beautiful things like time for your family. How long? That's a lot of things. Whether I prefer a club or country? I do not know."

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ron himself is still smarting but also diplomatic:

"I understood from Rob Jansen that all matters with Everton have not been handled yet, so I do not want to talk about the future yet. I have not come to rest completely, it has not become what we expected this season, but I'm not angry or bitter. It belongs to it, it also gives you beautiful things like even more time for the golf course. How long? That's a lot of things. Whether I prefer a club or country? I do not know."

Fixed that for you.

 

[davek]

Ron himself is still smarting but also diplomatic:
"I understood from Rob Jansen that all matters with Everton have not been handled yet, so I do not want to talk about the future yet. I have not come to rest completely, it has not become what we expected this season, but I'm not angry or bitter. It belongs to it, it also gives you beautiful things like time for your family. How long? That's a lot of things. Whether I prefer a club or country? I do not know."

About £15M he received for the 16 month demolition job he done on this club. I think we're the ones who should be bitter. Clueless biff.

 

[tim gabbott]

I'm in his four ball tomorrow if that helps

 

[The binman chronicles]

I hear he made an early start on his Christmas decorations...

 

[chicoazul]

Teletext Holidays profits will go up in the meantime. The bronzed lizard.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Sake
Thought it was an actual Koeman watch
Needing ideas for Christmas

 

[Eggs]

..I thought a ‘Ronald Koeman Watch’ was like a ‘Mickey Mouse Watch’.

 

[chrismpw]

About £15M he received for the 16 month demolition job he done on this club. I think we're the ones who should be bitter. Clueless biff.

So, what.... You didn't rate him then??

Geesh, some people play their cards so close to their chests.

 

[Billy Dean]

..I thought a ‘Ronald Koeman Watch’ was like a ‘Mickey Mouse Watch’.

On a Ronald Koeman watch all the numbers are bunched on one side and the hands move very slowly

 

[The binman chronicles]

On a Ronald Koeman watch all the numbers are bunched on one side and the hands move very slowly

I thought it had four 10's and 2 6's but no number 9. It also skips number 5 like it wasn't there. But ok, it's still a watch.

 

[gonetomorrow]

A Koeman watch tells the right time twice a day.

 

[KaiserEFC]

He’s going to comfort eat and get FAT.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

A Koeman watch tells the right time twice a day.

That many?

Bargain...

 

[Brendan Janus]

Last seen holding a placard outside Lime Street this morning !