Danapalooza
Player Valuation: Free Transfer
He's just announced he's leaving United in the summer and wants, "a new challenge." He's 36 in November but probably has a season or two still in him. Despite him being a monumental bellend, reckon he'd be worth a season or so? Could help John Stones and has experience. Having said that, I doubt he want to sign or we'd be able to afford his over-inflated wages but...food for thought.