Ridiculous Terrace Chants of Yesteryear

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Some of you fifty-somethings may remember being away at Wolves over the Christmas period in 1983. It was a thoroughly crap performance (we lost 3-0) but good times were, of course, just around the corner.
Earlier in the year, Karma Chameleon had been a massive song and even 35 years on, I can hear the Wolves fans singing, "karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, come on you Wolves....come on you Wolves....come on you Woooollllllves!"
Never before had I seen 2000-3000 fans collectively turn to their left and with puzzled looks say "what the...." It was such a terrible, cringeworthy terrace song and I hate the fact that it's a football memory of mine.
Are there any similar chants out there that we need to be reminded of? Personally, I think that pop songs very rarely translate into good terrace songs but I'm willing to have my opinion changed.
Just for the record, 'Will Grigg's on fire' also falls into the terrible category in my humble opinion.

 

[COYBL25]

 

[anton66]

Some of you fifty-somethings may remember being away at Wolves over the Christmas period in 1983. It was a thoroughly crap performance (we lost 3-0) but good times were, of course, just around the corner.
Earlier in the year, Karma Chameleon had been a massive song and even 35 years on, I can hear the Wolves fans singing, "karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, come on you Wolves....come on you Wolves....come on you Woooollllllves!"
Never before had I seen 2000-3000 fans collectively turn to their left and with puzzled looks say "what the...." It was such a terrible, cringeworthy terrace song and I hate the fact that it's a football memory of mine.
Are there any similar chants out there that we need to be reminded of? Personally, I think that pop songs very rarely translate into good terrace songs but I'm willing to have my opinion changed.
Just for the record, 'Will Grigg's on fire' also falls into the terrible category in my humble opinion.

I was at that match. Can't really remember the song, but we got our windows smashed on the coach. Absolutely freezing on the way back home.

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

I was at that match. Can't really remember the song, but we got our windows smashed on the coach. Absolutely freezing on the way back home.

The two posts kind of tell you everything you need to know about Wolves I reckon!

 

[gonetomorrow]

I was at that match. Can't really remember the song, but we got our windows smashed on the coach. Absolutely freezing on the way back home.

Ho Ho Ho! Good family fun!

 

[4737carlin]

I remember when we played Blackburn in the FA Cup 1986 fans singing "Bye Bye Blackburn" to the tune of Bye Bye Blackbird

Worse chant ive ever heard is still "we only sing when were winning"

 

[Azzurri]

Any team with fans that sing “we’re the ____ over here” re. different sides of the ground should be liquidated immediately.

 

[Baines' left foot]

‘Tom you useless ket wigged tit. Cancel your contract’

‘Boooooooooooo’

 

[sageyefc]

Always laugh at Hull city's 'you're getting mauled by the Tigers' chant, not so much the chant it self but the fact you get grown men mauling at thin air like a tiger

 

[Papa Shango]

Eff off McMahon is still the greatest yet most random football chant ever.

 

[anton66]

Eff off McMahon is still the greatest yet most random football chant ever.

 

[toffeejack]

Always laugh at Hull city's 'you're getting mauled by the Tigers' chant, not so much the chant it self but the fact you get grown men mauling at thin air like a tiger

Pissed myself laughing when I saw them do this live. Me and my brother were just laughing at them and the Swansea fans just ripped on them about it all match.

 

[tommytowne]

You're gonna get your f*****g heads kicked in.
And to the same tune, you're going home in a f*****g ambulance.
Such lovely times.

 

[Pabbers]

Singing Nicky Barmbys address out was fun, top site lads, up Everton.

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

Singing Nicky Barmbys address out was fun, top site lads, up Everton.

Singing Die Die Nicky Nicky Die...Die Die Nicky Nicky Die.....

Not in the greatest taste that one...but he did choose to desert us for them lot so he probably deserves a fate worse than a fate worse than death....and that sounds pretty bad!