Richarlison

[The binman chronicles]

He’s useless at Spurs. What makes anyone think he’d be any better here?

He's scored more goals at Goodison Park since he left than the majority of our players have.

 

[davek]

Christ we are an absolute parody at times, aren't we

How d'you mean?

 

[davek]

He's scored more goals at Goodison Park since he left than the majority of our players have.

Even a half throttle Richarlison is 10 times better than what we have and some prefer keeping DCL on.

Crazy.

 

[MikeH72]

Evertonian

Thinks like us

Scores goals

Gets others to score goals

You didn’t think this about him at the time when he was here.

2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

September 23, 2021

He's just another cog in the wheel. A replaceable part.

Sell him in the summer.

It's just a pity Mbappe didn't move and leave space for Richarlison to be bought by PSG to hand Benitez a few quid to spend.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

October 17, 2021

This feller taking his rest here after his summer Brazilian exertions.

"I'll rest when I retire".

Has he moved that retirement plan forward?

Get on the 'kin pitch you.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

October 22, 2021

Had a nice rest from his Brazil exertions now? He's agreeing to play tomorrow is he?

That's good of him.

He cant get sold quick enough for me. Get £90M for him and invest in players who put Everton first.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

October 22, 2021

He got injured by a very poor challenge by a Burnley defender. What's that got to do with Brazil Dave?

Injured? Played on the rest of that game.

No way he was injured that long.

He was taking the piss IMO. No doubt his agent has told him to get his breathe back on Everton's time and stay injury free for the big move for him this summer.

Nice of him to declare his willingness to play after his 6 week holiday.

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[davek]

You didn’t think this about him at the time when he was here.

2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

September 23, 2021

He's just another cog in the wheel. A replaceable part.

Sell him in the summer.

It's just a pity Mbappe didn't move and leave space for Richarlison to be bought by PSG to hand Benitez a few quid to spend.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

October 17, 2021

This feller taking his rest here after his summer Brazilian exertions.

"I'll rest when I retire".

Has he moved that retirement plan forward?

Get on the 'kin pitch you.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

October 22, 2021

Had a nice rest from his Brazil exertions now? He's agreeing to play tomorrow is he?

That's good of him.

He cant get sold quick enough for me. Get £90M for him and invest in players who put Everton first.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

October 22, 2021

He got injured by a very poor challenge by a Burnley defender. What's that got to do with Brazil Dave?

Injured? Played on the rest of that game.

No way he was injured that long.

He was taking the piss IMO. No doubt his agent has told him to get his breathe back on Everton's time and stay injury free for the big move for him this summer.

Nice of him to declare his willingness to play after his 6 week holiday.

• davek

Because I knew how good he was and he wanted away.

 

[MikeH72]

Because I knew how good he was and he wanted away.

2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

December 14, 2021

GTF out of Everton you gurning drama queen.

Honest to God, I'd take a cut price £50M for this divvy and get a few in during January.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

December 14, 2021

He's stunk the place out this season apart from the Arsenal game.

Uses Everton to do his Brazil thing until he gets his move.

If I was in charge there his last game for Everton would be Newcastle before the window opens, then Ild get shut of him quick smart.

Sick of his gurning gob. I hope he gets to PSG and falls flat on it.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

November 21, 2021

Yup. One of our more sellable assets and the most overrated one at that. That money could buy us a new right back and a decent replacement.

He's a cry arse who wont play for us now.

I dont even think he'll be missed that much next week.

I'd love to see Simms get on and score.

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[davek]

2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

December 14, 2021

GTF out of Everton you gurning drama queen.

Honest to God, I'd take a cut price £50M for this divvy and get a few in during January.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

December 14, 2021

He's stunk the place out this season apart from the Arsenal game.

Uses Everton to do his Brazil thing until he gets his move.

If I was in charge there his last game for Everton would be Newcastle before the window opens, then Ild get shut of him quick smart.

Sick of his gurning gob. I hope he gets to PSG and falls flat on it.

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2021/22 Post in thread 'Richarlison'

November 21, 2021

Yup. One of our more sellable assets and the most overrated one at that. That money could buy us a new right back and a decent replacement.

He's a cry arse who wont play for us now.

I dont even think he'll be missed that much next week.

I'd love to see Simms get on and score.

• davek

...and?

 

[Bryan+]

Wow

 

[Furio Giunta]

How d'you mean?

By that I mean that we've been severely hamstrung for the past 5 years because of previous dealings, signing players aged 27-30 on high wages from middling premier league teams. This fella couldn't stay fit towards the back end of his tenure here (to which your quotes on the previous page will attest) and his soft tissue muscle issues will only get worse over time.

Couple that with a cringey justification of "he gets the club" and he's better than DCL or our current degenerate options, and thus we should be sanctioning a 30-40m bid for him is the definition of madness. If we have any sense, we should be looking to sign the next Richarlison at 21 from Fluminense, rather than saddling ourselves with high earners who can't stay fit.

 

[Drico]

Ha ha. Moyes back and Richarlison back and people are hoping for a new Everton?

I’m hearing they’re digging up the astroturf at BMD and replacing with a lorry load of blue gravel…

 

[Papa Shango]

By that I mean that we've been severely hamstrung for the past 5 years because of previous dealings, signing players aged 27-30 on high wages from middling premier league teams. This fella couldn't stay fit towards the back end of his tenure here (to which your quotes on the previous page will attest) and his soft muscle issues will only get worse over time.

Couple that with a cringey justification of "he gets the club" and he's better than DCL or our current degenerate options, and thus we should be sanctioning a 30-40m bid for him is the definition of madness. If we have any sense, we should be looking to sign the next Richarlison at 21 from Fluminense, rather than saddling ourselves with high earners who can't stay fit.

We could also wait a year, see how he gets on injury wise and then get him on a free and he would still only be 28.

Depends if anyone else is interested in him I suppose.

 

[Papa Shango]

Ha ha. Moyes back and Richarlison back and people are hoping for a new Everton?

I’m hearing they’re digging up the astroturf at BMD and replacing with a lorry load of blue gravel…

Bring a blue home.

 

[MikeH72]

Ha ha. Moyes back and Richarlison back and people are hoping for a new Everton?

I’m hearing they’re digging up the astroturf at BMD and replacing with a lorry load of blue gravel…

Some of our fans don’t ever hope for this. If you offered them the chance to reunite Lukaku, Barkley, Deulofeu and Stones this summer they’d cream their undies.

 

[davek]

By that I mean that we've been severely hamstrung for the past 5 years because of previous dealings, signing players aged 27-30 on high wages from middling premier league teams. This fella couldn't stay fit towards the back end of his tenure here (to which your quotes on the previous page will attest) and his soft tissue muscle issues will only get worse over time.

Couple that with a cringey justification of "he gets the club" and he's better than DCL or our current degenerate options, and thus we should be sanctioning a 30-40m bid for him is the definition of madness. If we have any sense, we should be looking to sign the next Richarlison at 21 from Fluminense, rather than saddling ourselves with high earners who can't stay fit.

I just have a feeling that Richarlison rekindles his career at Everton.

Some players fit clubs and all of a sudden 'injuries' and poor form evaporate.

If we can get him on a deal that doesn't cost too much we'd be mad not to get him back.

 

[MikeH72]

I just have a feeling that Richarlison rekindles his career at Everton.

Some players fit clubs and all of a sudden 'injuries' and poor form evaporate.

If we can get him on a deal that doesn't cost too much we'd be mad not to get him back.

Is this like when he was here and you said he couldn’t be arsed playing for us because he was saving himself for Brazil? We talking about the same player here?