Replica Shirt prices

[EFCNIK]

I paid £45.

/shrug

Lies that's a 10a you could have spent in greggs and you're gutted.

 

[Royal]

 

[EFCNIK]

I just met you,
Vic Anichebe.
So here's the football,
And score one maybe.


I just made that up and am pretty proud of it. Get on a tee D/D ffs.

 

[Alio]

That's wonderful Nik x

 

[EFCNIK]

Thanks mate. That pat on the back was what I needed today x

 

[Cena]

It's Call me Bainesy FFS

That Jagielka t-shirt is criminal. Cringeworthy.

The Hibbert one they robbed from kipper

 

[Caveo]

That's wonderful Nik x

Thanks mate. That pat on the back was what I needed today x

*steps in to see group hugs n kisses*....*slowly steps out.....with a boner*

 

[EFCNIK]

It's Call me Bainesy FFS

That Jagielka t-shirt is criminal. Cringeworthy.

The Hibbert one they robbed from kipper

Koff Cenes. You're like my least favourite wrestler ever and I could well take you.

Yeah.

 

[Caveo]

Koff Cenes. You're like my least favourite wrestler ever and I could well take you.

Yeah.

Don't take that Cena

 

[EFCNIK]

*throws wrist band into crowd. Prepares people's elbow

 

[Cena]

Koff Cenes. You're like my least favourite wrestler ever and I could well take you.

Yeah.

 

[EFCNIK]

FFS. I'm down and out lads.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

FFS. I'm down and out lads.

FFS NIK,

 

[Caveo]

FFS. I'm down and out lads.

He dropped ya like Hogan drops a big leg..........



........*gets coat*

 

[EFCNIK]

*fakes death, gets back up, runs up behind Cenes

LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW!

*scampers off victorious