Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Sliding Dors - a night of lube action with 60s sex symbol Diana
Remove one letter from a film title and give a description
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Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £15m
C.H.I.P.
Poncharello has to patrol the California highway on his own, due to his colleague going off on sick leave for around six weeks, following a successful hernia operation.
Poncharello has to patrol the California highway on his own, due to his colleague going off on sick leave for around six weeks, following a successful hernia operation.
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £15m
Peter Pa.
The boy who never grew up has a rethink and realises it's time to settle down, as Wendy is eight months pregnant.
The boy who never grew up has a rethink and realises it's time to settle down, as Wendy is eight months pregnant.
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £15m
Big Trouble in Little Chin.
A man with a small face has the doctors bamboozled with a life threatening infection in his lower jaw.
A man with a small face has the doctors bamboozled with a life threatening infection in his lower jaw.
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £15m
The Potato Eater.
Starchy carbohydrates are the number one foodstuff for this fat mess of a man.
Starchy carbohydrates are the number one foodstuff for this fat mess of a man.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Ever Pitch - when Everton won the league at analfield with the last kick of the season
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £15m
Roundhog Day.
A peculiar shaped porcine beast becomes agitated after continually waking up and doing the same mundane stuff day after day. Fortunately the spell is broken when the future Prime Minister of Great Britain gently places his penis into the animals mouth.
A peculiar shaped porcine beast becomes agitated after continually waking up and doing the same mundane stuff day after day. Fortunately the spell is broken when the future Prime Minister of Great Britain gently places his penis into the animals mouth.
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £15m
Irates of Penzance.
The residents of a Cornish town are infuriated after learning their dustbins are only getting emptied twice a month instead of the existing weekly arrangement.
The residents of a Cornish town are infuriated after learning their dustbins are only getting emptied twice a month instead of the existing weekly arrangement.
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £15m
The Kray.
A thoroughly unpleasant fellow, Kevin Kray, single handedly runs a massive criminal empire, by shouting and swearing and beating people up who don't agree with him. He loves his mum though.
A thoroughly unpleasant fellow, Kevin Kray, single handedly runs a massive criminal empire, by shouting and swearing and beating people up who don't agree with him. He loves his mum though.
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