Relax

[mezzrow]

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Fanny.
Flagged.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

It's July 14th and there's nearly fifty days of transfer window left.

The beginning of the new season is much closer than the end of the last one.

We've already signed Gareth Barry.

I doubt we will sell any of our best players this summer.

Boss players want to play for Everton and the dark eyed dreamboat of a sexual togger insisting leader.

Roberto Martinez is our manager.

It's summer and sunny summer makes pretty girls want to kiss boys. Boys like even us.

Sound. Now come on here and just have sound posts, bite your tongue before getting into a bad word deathmatch with someone who disagrees with you. It's dead easy.

You don't know anything about who we are gonna sign or not, and that's ok. Lids online are gonna like you just by being sound. There's no need to impress them.

Or we turn into a bell nest like RAWK.

What you drinking anyway there lad?

Just you wait until we lose our first friendly courtesy of a 50 yard own goal from Osman.

 

[Baines' left foot]

SAY IT!

 

[rascal]

Just got me singing the best song titled 'relax' of all time ffs

Spoiler

 

[peskyrobot]

Totally relaxed here mate

 

[Catfish Blues]

He's currently banned haha

Lord lucan ?

 

[chicoazul]

Totally relaxed here mate

PIPE DOWN PESKO.

 

[Moomin]

Lord lucan ?

Shergar, he was horsing about on the Everton forum.

 

[Arteta2391]

Brew brew brew

 

[Dell Boy]

Bacardi and coke lid