Relax Enjoy the Summer Martinez Has Got This

[Khalekan]

I recall the days I days I was so desperate for transfer news I would have sat for ten minutes on a premium number Clubcall I got off've Ceefax only to be told we weren't signing the bugger they named in.their headline

 

[4737carlin]

Im not worried, im sure Bobby was thinking about this window months ago and already has a plan.

 

[JDL]

Now you see, this was never confirmed and could lead to a liable poopstorm...but I've had the truth confirmed to me, whatever that was like. A mystery I'm sure you'll all agree...

Some of us need it spelling out. Just put the word "allegedly" before any disclosures and it's all good.

 

[hafnia]

Martinez will have a list of targets, fee limits, permutations etc etc. I think he will be pulling a few rabbits out the bag myself.

 

[bluemangroup]

Martinez will have a list of targets, fee limits, permutations etc etc. I think he will be pulling a few rabbits out the bag myself.

Rabbits are nice but I'd prefer strikers.

 

[Goat]

Rabbits are nice but I'd prefer strikers.

 

[bluemangroup]

A white rabbit huh? What a surprise.

 

[Goat]

A white rabbit huh? What a surprise.

Lad ive got a black cat and listened to all of 2pacs albums and watched all of Denzils film.

 

[bluemangroup]

Lad ive got a black cat and listened to all of 2pacs albums and watched all of Denzils film.

2pac is badly awful and black cats are evil.

 

[Goat]

2pac is badly awful and black cats are evil.

 

[bluemangroup]

Wish he'd stayed alive long enough to ruin his own legacy and stop monstrously fat white lads from the Wirral thinking he was the Makavelian Prince, the selfish dead bellend.

 

[Joey66]

If you look at our last minute summer transfer deals and exits - no one would have predicted RM would have done such good deals it was the earlier ones of KONE and the birdman which were less fortunate the others were master strokes! We almost made it to 4th spot!

 

[hafnia]

Rabbits are nice but I'd prefer strikers.

We need a rampant striker.

 

[sarath]

Definitely agree on the rampant striker front!

 

[MikeH72]

I truly have no interest in rumours anymore like I used to, I dunno if it's age or Bobby. I get so fed up of people coming upto me telling me stuff printed on the back page of the scum like it's fact, actually taking it completely seriously, does my head in.

I've found United fans LOVE doing that. Lost count of how many times I've had it rubbed in my face that they've "signed" Fabregas, Kroos and Baines