Reidy, is this you?

GrandOldTeam · November 8, 2008

I have a terrible secret - I love dressing up in animal suits

Dear Bossy: I’ve hesitated for months to write this letter to you because I know your readers will rip me to shreds, but I really don’t think I could explain my problem to somebody face to face.

I’m a furry. I like stuffed animals. Stuffed animals with people in them might be a little bit more exact, but it’s very hard to describe. It’s not like I’m a freak or anything - I’ve had several long term relationships with girls, get on really well with my mates at work, play footy on the weekends, all that - but for the last few years all I can think about is doing the wild thing with someone dressed like a cat. Or a dog. Or a rabbit. One of the things that concerns me most is that I think I really wouldn’t care who was inside the suit. I’m not gay or anything (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but I really don’t think it’d bother me if it was a guy inside the suit. What’s the deal with that?

I don’t know where all this stems from either. It’s not like I fiddled with the pets when I was a kid or anything - that sort of stuff disgusts me - but the only thing I can think of is that I was absolutely fascinated by cartoons when I was young. You know - Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny - all those characters getting around like humans, but not wearing any pants. I don’t remember ever being turned on at all by it, but it was something I could never quite get my head around.

There’s no way I could ever talk to my friends about this, and I know if I ever mentioned it to my new girlfriend she’d absolutely freak, but I really want to experience it. I even saved up for ages and bought myself a couple of costumes and everything. It cost me over a thousand dollars, but I imported a Meeko (from the Disney Movie Pocahontas) suit, and a puppy dog costume so all I need now is someone to wear them with. I’ve been looking on the internet and from what I can tell, all the action is in America. Where else? They have conventions, support groups, all those sexy sports team mascots.

So what should I do? Should I move to dump my girlfriend and move to America and try the lifestyle out? Should I stay here and do nothing about it and wonder about it for the rest of my life? Should I be on medication?

Looking at the others, I suspect one or two other GOT members have sent some in....

moore06 · November 8, 2008

Got to be kidding me

Goat · November 8, 2008

Sweet baby Jesus would be turning in his grave, if he didnt do a runner.

This is 1 forked up world we live in i tell ya.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · November 8, 2008

the .au does not suprise me at all.

i'm more likely to be found putting a bit of lippy on an animal tbh, goats have particularly nice mouths but calfs have coarse tongues that tickle, fish are good....carp in particular as they are blighters too catch in the 1st place, thats the thrill of the chase though, a bit like goin' to the quad and making a beeline for the bird on the highest podium in the transparent iggy pop pants.