Recession Revolt

chicoazul · April 17, 2009

Its doing my head in. Its all everyone talks about, the media and random people.

Now I can appreciate its a tougher time than most for some, and hope it works out but we got to fight this beast.

* I found a 2 euro coin in some kecks the other day that I'd forgotten about. STITCH THAT RECESSION.

* I couldnt decide over two T shirts in a shop on the weekend, so I bought both. SNIFF IT RECESSION.

Vim Fuego · April 17, 2009

I've managed to save up almost a grand since christmas.

Stitch that Brown.

chicoazul · April 17, 2009

Vim Fuego said:
I've managed to save up almost a grand since christmas.

Stitch that Brown.

Y'HEARING ME SARKOZY YOU LITTLE SCULPTED EYE BROWED, FERRET FACED DWARF. YOU LOOK LIKE A.L.F.

Vim Fuego · April 17, 2009

And i have four, yes four 300g jars of Nescafe Gold Blend in my kitchen cuboard.

**** you Obama.

chicoazul · April 17, 2009

Im going to get internet, and pay for twelve months but only use six months of it.

DO ONE MUGABE.

Vim Fuego · April 17, 2009

I'm going to Asda tomorrow and i'm going to purchase a fresh chicken and cook it for my dog.

DIE THATCHER !

chicoazul · April 17, 2009

Vim Fuego said:
I'm going to Asda tomorrow and i'm going to purchase a fresh chicken and cook it for my dog.

DIE THATCHER !

Tears here.

BadWool76 · April 17, 2009

I have just made a fire of fresh crisp twenty pound notes for no apparent reason only to act ias if its warming my hands . Fcuk off Brown you k**b

Welton Toffee · April 17, 2009

I bought Die Another Day 2 disc special edition DVD on eBay for £1.25 including postage, despite the fact that it's my least favourite Bond film. S****HORPE OFF RECESSION

chicoazul · April 17, 2009

I put unleaded 98 in the car last week, and it wasnt a case of wrong pump.

UP YOURS BHUTROS BHUTROS GHALI.

Cal · April 17, 2009

I'm very good at spending money on stuff.

I will headbutt you in the face William Hauge, **** off lad.

Welton Toffee · April 18, 2009

I buy stuff on 2 for 1 when I don't really need them.

FLAG THAT CAMERON

chicoazul · April 18, 2009

Cal said:
I'm very good at spending money on stuff.

I will headbutt you in the face William Hauge, **** off lad.

Loved this.

Nebbiolo · April 18, 2009

The missus wanted to buy a Japanese blossom tree today. Found some in a garden centre and I directed her to purchase 2 of them, despite the fact that I'm unemployed.

So up yours Dalai Lama. Take your theocracy and stick it up your recessioncentric ass. And the same to Bono.

turner · April 18, 2009

i stuck thousands of fifty pence coins together to form an effigy of terence trent derby.

pipe that up your arse, king william of the house of orange