Really weird Everton merch

[Brendan Janus]

Everton aftershave - didn't know we had a "scent"

We certainly don't have a 'sniff' !!

 

[MikeH72]

Thought it said "really weird Everton match" for the thread title, I was expecting to come in here to see highlights and 4 pages of discussion on that Real Betis pre-season match a few years ago that we won 2-1 but couldn't string 2 passes together.

 

[ALANSTUBBS]

 

[ALANSTUBBS]

 

[bobafro]

i find it embarrassing that people dig slipknot.

Daire O'Brien had a joke about this phenomenon...

"Oh, you like THOSE sounds???? Hah, they're the WRONG sounds you fool"

Always think when it's said this way it illustrates how silly it is to tell people that they like crap music. If they enjoy it then it's not crap to them, it's all that matters. It's the equivalent of someone saying that green is their favourite colour and being ridiculed for it.... obviously if blue isn't your favourite colour then your eyes don't work correctly.

 

[Bluecranks]

I've got a small, black enamel badge embossed with the cheery slogan "Born a blue, live a blue, die a blue". I assume I'm supposed to wear it at the funerals of newly deceased Evertonians, but when it comes to it I fail to convince myself it would be entirely appropriate. Despite what some bloke said, I'm not sure football is more important than life or death.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

 

[DualityNSNO]

Makes me want to push my fingers into my eyes.

Well I certainly missed a trick here didn't I?

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

Anyone remember when we used to sell 'Official Everton Knomes' lol

I have one in my garden, looks the biz

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Gnomes?

 

[Yorkie]

I saw this yesterday and assumed the thread was about this page...

https://badlydrawnfootballers.com/collections/everton-fc

Williams is that handsome in real life that he still looks better than the rest when drawn badly

Phwoar.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

i find it embarrassing that people dig slipknot.

They make some good music mate, the whole persona and that is gash though for sure.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

They make some good music mate, the whole persona and that is gash though for sure.

yeh, its more like what u said that I mean.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Gnomes?

Like this little fella

 

[Toffeeslam]

Williams is that handsome in real life that he still looks better than the rest when drawn badly
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Phwoar.

Deary me,

You wear that if you want to be left alone