Ray Mears VS Bear Grylls

[dandydan]

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Steve Backshall would take out Mears and Grylls with one hand tied behind his back .

He will fight ye @Yorkie @Donald Twain

Ray mears would be watching him dangle from a cliff while sat in his hot tub made from twigs sipping a beer he had brewed himself thinking "what a posing bellend"

 

[Donald Twain]

The Big Man is back on tonight 'The Island' Channel 4 9pm , wonder how many will die in this one?

 

[Yorkie]

The Big Man is back on tonight 'The Island' Channel 4 9pm , wonder how many will die in this one?

Cheers, I'll be sure to watch Millwall v Burton Albion instead.

 

[Donald Twain]

I'm sure The Big Man wont be bothered too much by this bombshell!

 

[Yorkie]

I'm sure The Big Man wont be bothered too much by this bombshell!

Or common sense, or documentarian integrity, or the taste of his own piss.
Really wanna pick at that scab Donald?

 

[People75]

I take Bear, any day! We will be drinking each others piss for eight weeks straight, from a hollowed out snake, or just straight from the well, if the situation run out of control and no snakes are pressent.
Bear it is, hands down!
No [Poor language removed], or maybe just a little, but you get the point.

 

[Donald Twain]

Or common sense, or documentarian integrity, or the taste of his own piss.
Really wanna pick at that scab Donald?

Get lost fat ass lover! The Big Man is making waves and earning a 'crust' while Fat Man is on the couch eating them!

 

[Yorkie]

Get lost fat ass lover! The Big Man is making waves and earning a 'crust' while Fat Man is on the couch eating them!

His corpulence is a sign of his success and ability to find decent scran in the wild.
And the couch in question will have been crafted skilfully with easy to find materials.

Meanwhile:

 

[Yorkie]

FRAUD

 

[Donald Twain]

FRAUD

Behave Stalin! That's the worst bit of photo shopping since Prev's wreath laying sketch

 

[Yorkie]

Bloody poser! State of this cover photo:

This is more like it:

 

[silent bob]

I see @Yorkie and @Donald Twain seem to have moved on from dogs and ducks.

I`m begging you not to see this post as an excuse/reason to resume.

 

[Yorkie]

Behave Stalin! That's the worst bit of photo shopping since Prev's wreath laying sketch

 

[Yorkie]

I see @Yorkie and @Donald Twain seem to have moved on from dogs and ducks.

I`m begging you not to see this post as an excuse/reason to resume.

Bugger, knew I'd forgotten something! Cheers Bob. @Donald Twain back in a bit mate x

 

[Donald Twain]

I see @Yorkie and @Donald Twain seem to have moved on from dogs and ducks.

I`m begging you not to see this post as an excuse/reason to resume.