Random waking words

[RetroCat]

When you woke up this morning - maybe because of a dream, memory, hope, wish - what was the first word that popped into your head?

Today, mine was tomorrow.

 

[ricardobee]

Not now Kerry, go get the bacon on there's a good girl

 

[heatmeiser]

I woke up my mate one morning and he just blurted out "He's big enough and ugly enough to make two trips"

It's always fun to wake up first and toy with the sleeping person. Whisper things to them like "It's about to happen, the bomb has dropped" or "The police are coming, they're all dead, quick lets go". Guaranteed nightmares and waking confusion/terror.

 

[ijjysmith]

Got woken up by the mrs saying she was off to work. Think all I said was 'I've dribbled on your pillow'.

 

[micknick]

My girl woke me up once by saying "I blessed him"

Strange.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

'Slag'



She wasn't happy.

 

[peteblue]

singing ''It's a grand old team....''