Ramiro Funes Mori New Song.

[penev10]

There's only one Funes Mori....

you know the rest

 

[Efcjake]

Let is never be said,
Starquialse was bad,
Cause he came with no fee,
And he scored no worldies,

Mori, Mori, Mori, Mori
Do ya, Do ya, Do ya, Do ya
Know Denis Stra-qua-luris
Mori, Mori, Mori, Mori

I think anything to this tune would sound ace. I like it.

 

[bitter-no-better]

Mori Mori Mori
Must be funny
How we paid 9 mill.

Mori mori mori
Always sunny
In Argentina

A-ha ahaaaa
All the things we could do
If we had a little money
In the rich teams world.

 

[bunky]

Mo Mori, Mo Problems

 

[Greek Fisherman]

He's from River Plate, makes us masturbate, that's Our Mori !

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He came from River Plate
Messi is his mate
ramiro whoah-oh

 

[Merseyzig]

Don't cry for me Funes Morí
The truth is
We'd never heard of you

@davek wanted Van Dijk
But he's poor, like,
So you will just have to do

 

[tim gabbott]

When we discover the lads not hot and we start to slate him off on got that's a mori

 

[cduff]

To the tune of Come on Eileen :-

Come on, Ramiro Funes Mori
Come on, Ramiro Funes Mori
In the air you are strong
And it won't take you long
To become a Toffee

 

[Groucho]

Got to be something with:

"That's our Mori"

as the final line (to the old Granada TV rentals tune)

brace yourselves for tons of Dean Martin.

This is exactly what my little brain also thought of.

To the tune of Come on Eileen :-

Come on, Ramiro Funes Mori
Come on, Ramiro Funes Mori
In the air you are strong
And it won't take you long
To become a Toffee

That's clever but it ain't gonna beat Dean Martin.

 

[Yorkie]

Ramiro funes, bless my soul
Mori scored another goal!

To the tune of "Hot Patootie" from the Rocky Horror picture show.



Presuming he scores from corners

 

[cduff]

This is exactly what my little brain also thought of.


That's clever but it ain't gonna beat Dean Martin.

Can't top Dino.
Still, it would be good singing a second verse at a slower pace with the overhead clap ;-)

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Writing songs for a back up centre back that no one has ever seen play?

It must be the international break again!

Oh and for what it's worth if he's boss and earns the right to have a song then yeah it'll be Dean Martin

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

When Jags pulls a hamstring
who's waiting in the wings
Thats a Mori

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Just a simple chant to the tune of 'Volare'

Ra-mi-ro, Oh-woah

Fu-nes mo-ri, oh-woah-woah-woah.