Minimeister
Player Valuation: £35m
He's moved on to fight the good fight against Muslamic ray guns on behalf of us all. Fight on Nik. Fight on.
What is stopping him from starting up a new account?

It's OK Chico, your secret's safe.Oh god. You don't think...
Is chico like Kyzer Soze or something?It's OK Chico, your secret's safe.
Is chico like Kyzer Soze or something?
Havn't a clue mate.Is chico like Kyzer Soze or something?
Welcome back Nik.
The fact that I still find it funny is both deeply sad and quite illuminating.Keyzer Soze was the name of my first ever internet forum handle way back in the day. It's the sort of joke that feels very funny when you're 13.
IP ban? Although does 3G get blocked now a days?
Nothing really, but he'd be outed in no time.