Quickie Match Report

[Kenyon]

Under a sky-gray heaven surrounded by stands of people wrapped in dreary
colours the focus was on the Christmas-colored players on a verdant field
of green to decide the meaning of nothingness.

Sean Dyche furiously scribbled on a pad: "All work and no play makes Jack
a dull boy" and those first five words proved to be the game plan. As both
goal keepers updated their stock portfolios the players limbered up for forty-five
minutes until the referee shrugged and it was halftime

The halftime tea was laced with caffeine but the talk must have been the same
because play was futile, yet frantic (ish) Finally West Ham threw the rotting
corpse of Danny Ings on the pitch to see if it could draw a few flies and it
nearly did had Pickford not held a cross up to it.

Finally, finally, the game ended. Ings was scraped off, sprayed with perfume
and rolled back into his coffin for another day, preferably night. Dyche pumped
his fist. Yes! A point and no goals, could life be any sweeter?

Question: Is Andy Young using voodoo to take years away from DCL and
add them onto himself?

 

[tommye]

Quick?

Nah

 

[tommye]

Quick match report...

Crap. Again. Koff Dyche

 

[Milk]

Who’s Andy Young?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Going to start putting these behind a sub paywall.

 

[blueloon]

Under a sky-gray heaven surrounded by stands of people wrapped in dreary
colours the focus was on the Christmas-colored players on a verdant field
of green to decide the meaning of nothingness.

Sean Dyche furiously scribbled on a pad: "All work and no play makes Jack
a dull boy" and those first five words proved to be the game plan. As both
goal keepers updated their stock portfolios the players limbered up for forty-five
minutes until the referee shrugged and it was halftime

The halftime tea was laced with caffeine but the talk must have been the same
because play was futile, yet frantic (ish) Finally West Ham threw the rotting
corpse of Danny Ings on the pitch to see if it could draw a few flies and it
nearly did had Pickford not held a cross up to it.

Finally, finally, the game ended. Ings was scraped off, sprayed with perfume
and rolled back into his coffin for another day, preferably night. Dyche pumped
his fist. Yes! A point and no goals, could life be any sweeter?

Question: Is Andy Young using voodoo to take years away from DCL and
add them onto himself?

Obviously written before the match had even started , but apart from Andy very accurate and prescient, well done

 

[Kenyon]

Who’s Andy Young?

He was ambassador to the u.n. under Jimmy Carter. Ashley Young plays for Everton.
I don't see how you confused the two.

 

[Kenyon]

Obviously written before the match had even started , but apart from Andy very accurate and prescient, well done

PRESCIENT? Well done to YOU, sir! hahahahahahah

 

[Bedfordblue]

Question: Is Andy Young using voodoo to take years away from DCL and add them onto himself?

Is that you Farhad?

 

[Kenyon]

No mate. But thanks for putting the post back at the top. I'll gizza shoutout to you in the next one.
Good on yer, Ledford Blue

 

[blue to the bone]

Narcotics anonymous should use these threads as a reminder of the damage drugs can do

 

[banno]

Under a sky-gray heaven surrounded by stands of people wrapped in dreary
colours the focus was on the Christmas-colored players on a verdant field
of green to decide the meaning of nothingness.

Sean Dyche furiously scribbled on a pad: "All work and no play makes Jack
a dull boy" and those first five words proved to be the game plan. As both
goal keepers updated their stock portfolios the players limbered up for forty-five
minutes until the referee shrugged and it was halftime

The halftime tea was laced with caffeine but the talk must have been the same
because play was futile, yet frantic (ish) Finally West Ham threw the rotting
corpse of Danny Ings on the pitch to see if it could draw a few flies and it
nearly did had Pickford not held a cross up to it.

Finally, finally, the game ended. Ings was scraped off, sprayed with perfume
and rolled back into his coffin for another day, preferably night. Dyche pumped
his fist. Yes! A point and no goals, could life be any sweeter?

Question: Is Andy Young using voodoo to take years away from DCL and
add them onto himself?

Ahhhh! The Kenyon from Blue Kipper. Weird but amusing at the same time. Missed your take on games. Glad you are back

 

[Street end man]

Like war and peace that, only longer

 

[The binman chronicles]

I was at the olympic stadium today and I throughly enjoyed my time.


Oh right it wasn't that olympic stadium...

But more stuff seemed to be happening on the pitch anyhow. Grass was growing and moving slightly in the breeze.