Q.) You now have a billion pound, what would you do with it?

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I've spent a fair bit of time debating this one...

Would buy Everton. Then develop the next England squad through the academy, plus the best of international talent. I'd have us winning the league the Everton way... Not by buying up a any player that does well for anyone else.

Also, I'd redevelop goodison into a stadium similar to the alianz arena but with a mint apartment for me including a balcony with a pitch view.

I'd spend the rest of my time studying random degrees and taking cocaine.

Solid plan.
 
Q.) You now have a billion pound, what would you do with it??
Five pages in and nobody has said this yet? ...

... two chicks at the same time man.

Shocking.

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Lots and lots of prostitutes. Lots.
Best answer so far.

Then using my money, I would make my own political part and just pay everyone to vote for me. I would set up a film starring Mila Kunis and while she is over here filming I would get someone to stash a massive amount of crack where she is staying then get the police to raid where she is staying then get her arrested. I would then just casually walk into the police station and offer her two options. Option 1: I will get her off with all charges and she continue to be a film star but for her freedom she has to become my wife and sign a prenuptial agreement so if we do end up separating she gets none of my money. Option 2: Refuse to be my wife and then her career will be ruined and she will spend the next couple of years in jail.
Hmmmm ... little bit rapey if I'm honest mate.

I would then buy a nice suit, some nice jeans and t shirts and loads of different kinds of shoes, as well as a boss pair of shoes for everyone on GOT.
Oh my ... well forget I said anything I didn't realize there was a nice pair of shoes in it for me. I'll keep me mouth shut. No snitchin'!

Buy Everton, give Moyes a load of cash and use a fortune to build the best stadium the world has seen....
Stadium in Dallas (which could make a claim to best in the world) cost 1.2-1.3 billion dollars. Now it's dollars not pounds but things are also cheaper in the US -- things often cost the same in pounds that they did in dollars ... my point is that sports is so crazy that even in this hypothetical "you've won a billion" situation we still can't afford to spend like some teams spend.
 

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