Pyar Scouse Sayings

[magicjuan]

I’m a beacon of light on here Juan you must have me confused with someone else you hideous monster.

Merely highlighting an opportunity for your arena. You know I worship your very essences

 

[bluerobert]

Don’t be an arl arse, 100% owned by us

 

[Bedfordblue]

Proper jarg trabs them lad

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Do one ya f*****g wet wipe!!!

 

[Ferguson1878]

what colours ye wheelie bin lad

 

[anton66]

Anybody done “Ken Dodds dads dogs dead”?

Diddy die do?

 

[Bedfordblue]

Diddy die do?

Did he?

 

[DavidH]

Jarg

Go-ed

Pyeb

Winnit

Inabit

All things your average ket-wig says when he's on the phone to his nan.

 

[DavidH]

"Smell yer maa lad" in response to anything a teacher (male or female) says to you.

"David can you bring you're homework up please"

"Smell yer maa lad"

"How dare you!"

"Oh sorry *clears throat* smell yer maa miss"

 

[DavidH]

Casey (Football)

Flyaway (Plastic football)

Me heads battered (Shopping with her)

Her arl fella (Her dad)

Bad helmet (Her arl fella)

 

[Rita_Poon]

Sound lid, ows deh turkey teeff

dee asdeh

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I was always put off by the contraction of 'got to' to 'gorra' as in 'Ive gorra stay in tonight'.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Lad, a was in town before and it was pyar chocka evrywhere.

 

[tmgc]

Kinell stinks of Birkenhead and North end meffs in here.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Lad am off me baahhnet.