Proboscis XI

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

It's time to turn in, but I was wondering if there was ever a Big Nose XI, then who would you pick (no pun intentional).

Come on, those guys with the huge conks, you could certainly put together a plausable line up here, and could 'blow' away the opposition, of 'tissue' defenses.

I'll start, but need some help with omissions.


GK -
DF Ruud Gullit
DF Gary Doherty (norwich city)
DF David O Leary
DF Phil Thompson
MF Matthew Le Tissier
MF -
MF -
MF -
CF Ian Rush
CF -

the blanks represent players I couldn't think of, but it seems to point out that it's in the defending department where noses shine.


I'll leave it to others to fill in the positions, as I've drawn a blank.

Could do with a manager even.


Have a sniff around.

 

[McBain]

Barbra Streisand on the wing.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Van der Sar for keeper?

 

[Hayee]

You need linekar and jeffEARS up front to balance things out and avoid prejudice. Rush as manager. Facially Abnormal United FC

 

[best little spaniard]

Van Nistelrooy.

 

[Number_25]

Andy Townsend
Gareth Southgate
David Wheater

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Klinsmann

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

I've got it, or done it even.


GK Hunter Hearst Helmsley
DF Jilly Goolden
DF Phil Thompson
DF David O Leary
DF Ruud Gullit
MF Postman Pat
MF Bob Cryer
MF Matthew Le Tissier
MF One of the Easter Island statues
CF Ian Rush
CF That 'Akmed' out of Midnight Express. (bad machines)

manager, (I've run out of noses )

snout to worry about though.

put that side out at Sunderland, and we should soon blow away the opposition.