I think this thread should be a safe space. An opportunity for amnesty and admissions of guilt without wider repercussions. 
@Spadge Vernacular as your attorney I advise you utilise this facility.
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			@Spadge Vernacular as your attorney I advise you utilise this facility.
 
	 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		
 
 
		
 
 
		 
	 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		







