Private investigators
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tommye
Player Valuation: £120m
My brother wanted to be a gynecologist but failed the exam. Got a job as head of security at Anfield instead. Still spends his days looking at sick cun......
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Should have studied to be a proctologist then... Because it sounds like now he spends all day dealing with proper arseholes.
Talk about a sh.te job!
20 years ago I had a mate who was a PI. A big fat guy affectionately known as sausage fingers. He was no Magnum but he'd eaten a few.
He asked me to help him out one evening which led to him sitting in his car and me legging it from a Doberman before vaulting a massive wall.
He disappeared one day with a lot of other people's money. He still owes me a pint for the wall.
He asked me to help him out one evening which led to him sitting in his car and me legging it from a Doberman before vaulting a massive wall.
He disappeared one day with a lot of other people's money. He still owes me a pint for the wall.
Love the line in the Big Lebowski where the PI calls Lebowski a "brother Shamus".
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £35m
There is no shame these days in hiring a Private Dick, I imagine most posters on the Wrestling thread have done it at some point.
Most of them are being investigated themselves
@Damo_1878 back from his stint as a PI and bigging up his paymasters and their podcast.
Didn't he have history of watching people through windows?
Didn't he have history of watching people through windows?
Surely if PI’s are that good, they would’ve solved the 2 biggest EFC mysteries…
1) The Arteta money
2) The phantom Goodison Park headlocker
1) The Arteta money
2) The phantom Goodison Park headlocker
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