Premier League preview No4: Everton

[bourneblue]

Baines, Heitinga, Fellaini - and why not - Pienaar (again) to all be sold between 23.55 and 23.59 on August 31st with all the money going into Kenwright's back pocket, which will then result in Goodison falling down as Bill's oversized trousers prove too heavy for the Old Lady - which Kenwright also hasn't invested in - and as the dust settles Moyes will be whisked off by a horde of investors and would-be takeovers, mainly fuel magnates from the Emirates and former Soviet countries, and perhaps China, too.
The team, club and whole of Walton will disappear, and the Blue Union will spontaneously combust in a whirl of Itoldyouso.

Or, they'll do alright, bit of an FA Cup run, crash out of the League Cup early, finish somewhere between 5-10.
Who's expected to be next on the podium?

And just who is responsible for this drivel ? Honestly this is a classic example of all that is wrong with those of a certain persuasion.

 

[toffeejack]

we'll finish 6th ahead of the RS and newcastle imo. unless everything goes right for newcastle once again, can't see it though, never know they might have some injuries this season, ben arfa always has one in him

 

[ANDYEFC95]

I don't think we will do that bad bcoz the reason i think we have a good second half of the season is that we normally get players in January instead of the summer

 

[Cambo]

i think that erm fcuk it COYB.

 

[Cena]

Getting Europe would be fantastic, we need European football back at Goodison. I love that Europa League as well.

Thought that article and little video was spot on, refreshing as you say Winterskin

 

[evertorial]

i liked this comment
'398m since Benitez took over. moyes could build a title winning team and a new stadium with that.'

 

[ah11984]

Just let us have a half decent start for once, not even a good one, just being around 10th after 12/15 games will do me. Then take it from there.

 

[Summerskin]

i liked this comment
'398m since Benitez took over. moyes could build a title winning team and a new stadium with that.'

Good for a dig but lets not get hypothetical, if we didn't play like a pack of c*nts three months out of every season for the past 4 years God knows where we'd be...

Probably 8th ffs.