Warzycha's Caterpillar
Player Valuation: £8m
So the fat lady has sung, the window is closed. We lost one of our big five players, the banks are happy (for this week) and I was a tad surprised we brought in two (seemingly) decent players albeit on loan. so....
Where will our season go from here? If you're still in Post-Arteta depression it might be best to wait a few days before giving a level headed answer. Im at the stage now where seeing him in an Arsenal shirt will be a bit like seeing an ex-girlfriend (who used to be a right looker), arm in arm with a Vellios lookalike. Im going to be gutted, but deep down I will remember that she'd been a bit crap in the sack for two years and her fanny was getting a bit baggy from the recurrent abuse...
Here comes the bit where you all shake your head and insist i've taken to the sauce since last night's devastation....
Im going to call it now. 4th place. There I said it. A squad galvanised by anger and two slightly mental recruits, will sneak out a hat-ful of 1-0's, get bummed away to the likes of City and United but still manage to scrape 60+ points to beat off the RS, Spuds and le Arse.
1-0 versus the Villa, a week saturday. Straq diving header which also results in Richard Dunne's dismembered limbs bundled into the net..and a near riot breaks out following 65 minutes of a quiet/pessimistic Goodison (you KNOW the one, where everyone sits there nervously looking at each other and the silence is occassionally broken by "Bily you useless [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed] off" or "Moyes you useless ginger ba**ard").
An instant cult figure, Straq will terrorise defences with his brute strength and dubious face. Him getting an early goal WILL change our entire season / outlook drastically.
[Poor language removed] it, this beer is SO good Im even going to call a Hibbo goal. I'm not sure where, even after taking 5 minutes to think about which City i'd most like to see the subsequent blue riot..Newcastle anyone?
Drenthe will be sent off in a Derby blood-bath after launching Charlie Adam's remaining teeth into the Kop, a revenge attack for Stevie GBH committing some horrific snidery on the Straq. Not to be deterred, the Straq carries on, with one of his legs hanging off like a post-Madras dangleberry and scores the winner from a corner after pummelling Carragher to death with his own severed leg off the ball.
"There's nobody mentaller, than Royston Drenthe, he's the mentallest little rasta we know"
Well, aside from me right now...
Where will our season go from here? If you're still in Post-Arteta depression it might be best to wait a few days before giving a level headed answer. Im at the stage now where seeing him in an Arsenal shirt will be a bit like seeing an ex-girlfriend (who used to be a right looker), arm in arm with a Vellios lookalike. Im going to be gutted, but deep down I will remember that she'd been a bit crap in the sack for two years and her fanny was getting a bit baggy from the recurrent abuse...
Here comes the bit where you all shake your head and insist i've taken to the sauce since last night's devastation....
Im going to call it now. 4th place. There I said it. A squad galvanised by anger and two slightly mental recruits, will sneak out a hat-ful of 1-0's, get bummed away to the likes of City and United but still manage to scrape 60+ points to beat off the RS, Spuds and le Arse.
1-0 versus the Villa, a week saturday. Straq diving header which also results in Richard Dunne's dismembered limbs bundled into the net..and a near riot breaks out following 65 minutes of a quiet/pessimistic Goodison (you KNOW the one, where everyone sits there nervously looking at each other and the silence is occassionally broken by "Bily you useless [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed] off" or "Moyes you useless ginger ba**ard").
An instant cult figure, Straq will terrorise defences with his brute strength and dubious face. Him getting an early goal WILL change our entire season / outlook drastically.
[Poor language removed] it, this beer is SO good Im even going to call a Hibbo goal. I'm not sure where, even after taking 5 minutes to think about which City i'd most like to see the subsequent blue riot..Newcastle anyone?
Drenthe will be sent off in a Derby blood-bath after launching Charlie Adam's remaining teeth into the Kop, a revenge attack for Stevie GBH committing some horrific snidery on the Straq. Not to be deterred, the Straq carries on, with one of his legs hanging off like a post-Madras dangleberry and scores the winner from a corner after pummelling Carragher to death with his own severed leg off the ball.
"There's nobody mentaller, than Royston Drenthe, he's the mentallest little rasta we know"
Well, aside from me right now...
