Not Safe For Work! Possibly the greatest song of all time

[Gazdalf]

YouTube - Guru Josh Project - Infinity

The bird is bang tidy as well.

Love that tune. not for quality, just as I remember frapping off to Michaela Strachan after a good night out. Bring back "The Hitman and Her", and bring back "The Jimmys" and "The Basement"



(side shout for "The Fishermans Wharf", seacombe ferry and "The Cabin" on The Noccy)

Maybe even "Porkys" on the dock road. Bluebell still lives though

 

[Goat]

The Hitman and Her, my God the self abuse I did to that.

The Tavern is alive and well. My Missus used to go all the time, I went a few times, horrible, horrible place, I got chatted up by some frigging woman who was about 60, my missus just stood there pissing herself laughing, said I had a free pass if I wanted............

 

[Gazdalf]

The Hitman and Her, my God the self abuse I did to that.

The Tavern is alive and well. My Missus used to go all the time, I went a few times, horrible, horrible place, I got chatted up by some frigging woman who was about 60, my missus just stood there pissing herself laughing, said I had a free pass if I wanted............

The Tavern is like Alton Towers my mate.


You pay for entry, and have as many rides as you can before it closes.


The place hates me. Or at least, their blokes do.


mwahahahahahahaha

 

[Gazdalf]

And tell her I said "Hiya". Also, tell her I am sorry about the bad performance, but I had a hard week, and she was not trying.

 

[Goat]

She was a classy bird, most of her "dating" was done in the Chelsea I will have you know.

We actually got caught in RJs toilets, the bouncer just said he was watching for about 2 minutes, he was gonna let me finish but there was others needing it.

Classy, as I said.

 

[Gazdalf]

She was a classy bird, most of her "dating" was done in the Chelsea I will have you know.

We actually got caught in RJs toilets, the bouncer just said he was watching for about 2 minutes, he was gonna let me finish but there was others needing it.

Classy, as I said.

Not much I can add to that. You must come from the same Regal line as myself mate. hahaha

 

[Goat]

It was a good night, didnt even get chucked out, which was [Poor language removed] cos I wanted to go Home and finish. But oh well.

 

[Gazdalf]

It was a good night, didnt even get chucked out, which was [Poor language removed] cos I wanted to go Home and finish. But oh well.

Excretus Occurrus

I know the feeling.

haha

 

[Goat]

Ive retired from that game now tho, I feel its only fair I leave the field ample for the lesser mortals.

So fill your boots Gaz and can you send my missus home soon, im starving and had no tea.

 

[Gazdalf]

Ive retired from that game now tho, I feel its only fair I leave the field ample for the lesser mortals.

So fill your boots Gaz and can you send my missus home soon, im starving and had no tea.

Will do buddy. She is just finishing licking the custard from her dessert.

She asked if a Maccies is good for you? She has had enough real meat for the one night.

 

[Goat]

How strange, she just text and said she is on her way Home and I can go the chippy for my tea.

 

[Gazdalf]

How strange, she just text and said she is on her way Home and I can go the chippy for my tea.

I am phoning my solicitor as we speak.



[Poor language removed], so much for discretion.

Bin her MG

 

[Goat]

Hell no, she is great at the naked stuff.