Ok, well, we're soon set to have a new central midfield and a new manager. I think it only fair that we find our beloved club a new chairman. Mr Bill is far too luvvie, not to mention poor, for a club of our stature. He can take his 'true fan' nonsense, I want someone with loadsa money, the dodgier the better. I don't care if Mr Big Bollocks won't be spending a penny of his own money on the club, I demand a new chairman so I too can look down upon the plebs at Middlesborough and Wigan Athletic.
Candidates below please.
Candidates below please.