Poo Tickets

[McBain]

Toilet paper?

WTF else would you use? Banana leaves?

 

[Welton Toffee]

I use Tesco own brand, not value but the one above. If that makes any sense. It's pretty average, nothing spectacular but gets the job done. The Tony Hibbert of the bog roll world.

 

[neonleon]

Toilet paper?

WTF else would you use? Banana leaves?

You don't get anything I post do you?
Original Post just asked what kind and what's your name for it. I could only hope that someone used something exotic.

Surely them koala bears are nice and soft?

I use Tesco own brand, not value but the one above. If that makes any sense. It's pretty average, nothing spectacular but gets the job done. The Tony Hibbert of the bog roll world.

Solid and dependable if not spectacular.

Ideal for cleaning your "right back"

 

[shketo]

we all use it.

Apparently not. 85% of worlds toilet paper use confined to Brits and Yanks. That is why I call it my left hand.

 

[chicoazul]

Toilet paper?

WTF else would you use? Banana leaves?

I have indeed used banana leaves to wipe my arse in a time not so long ago from now.

 

[neonleon]

I have indeed used banana leaves to wipe my arse in a time not so long ago from now.

I've used king size blue rizla.

 

[ricardobee]

I wonder how many of us here have ran out of bum wad and have unfurled the cardboard roll inside.

If you havent, let me advise against it for 2 reasons.

1) The triangular curly bit of cardboard is entirely the wrong shape and contour for crack wiping, and will leave you with cack on most of your fingers, and

2) The cardboard has cunningly been designed to float, so it won't flush. You'll be left fishing it out of the bog with your already shitty hand.

 

[tony hibberts right foot]

I wonder how many of us here have ran out of bum wad and have unfurled the cardboard roll inside.

If you havent, let me advise against it for 2 reasons.

1) The triangular curly bit of cardboard is entirely the wrong shape and contour for crack wiping, and will leave you with cack on most of your fingers, and

2) The cardboard has cunningly been designed to float, so it won't flush. You'll be left fishing it out of the bog with your already shitty hand.

This. I recall being back at a birds house once an this happening, what else could i do! After some frantic flushing to no avail i just give up, i made my excuses n left while i could, tail between shtty cheeks if u will!
Ive also went down the newspaper route to while caught short doin me morning papers as a kid, remeber the bloke kicking off wid the newsagent cos he had no tv guide that day n me sayin it must have fell out! Both not my proudest moments i must say.

 

[neonleon]

Seems we've successfully lower the tone of this forum.

Gentlemen your shitty stories please.

 

[tony hibberts right foot]

Seems we've successfully lower the tone of this forum.

Gentlemen your shitty stories please.

Sorry mate, forgot to even mention what type i use in all my excitement of tellin poo tales! For the record bog roll is bog roll to me, it all goes in the same direction, just be thankful its available when the time comes!

 

[neonleon]

Sorry mate, forgot to even mention what type i use in all my excitement of tellin poo tales! For the record bog roll is bog roll to me, it all goes in the same direction, just be thankful its available when the time comes!

Then you are obviously in the privileged position not to be the one doing the shopping and making the decision what kind of bog roll you put in the trolley.