Tip toe around the house because other half is working nights all over Christmas and New Year, take dogs for a walk and try to stop them from woofing with excitement when I get their leads out, try to stop anyone knocking on the door in a drunken state, try to listen to the radio, telly, whatever without making any noise.......
Have you ever tried shouting without making any sound, it's really quite funny!
I'll be having a quiet Christmas day. Thank goodness I'm going to the match on Boxing Day and I'll be shouting and screaming my head off to make up for all that bloody whispering I'll be doing the rest of the hols.
Food wise i'll have pizza, maybe some Parma ham and Christmas pudding - not all on the same plate.
Drink - a few beers - Peroni Gran Riserva.