Pineapple on Pizza, a history.

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Dylan said:
It is the best thread ever.



PINEAPPOLOGIST!!!!! BURN HIM!!!!!!! BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HIM!!!!
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If that (pineappologist) doesn't get into the GOT dictionary, what will - and now I'm going to add, solely down to peer pressure, the correct addendum to any GOT communiqué these days - FFS.
 
icburns said:
From the Northwest United States. The Seattle area of Washington to be more specific... near to Canada in some respects, far in others.

Perhaps I should also say that I meant no offense to the likes of Canada, Australia, Sicily, and any other persons or places mentioned in the above piece. It's a joke, and shouldn't be taken in any other light. That said, pineapple on pizza is still a disgrace.
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I would really love to travel to your neck of the woods mate, I love that area.

But your views on Pineapple on Pizza are derived in direct relation to where you live. People who live in these cold, rainy climates have no idea how to enjoy tropical foods. They live on Offal and intestines. Solid, hearty, mountain food to fuel those dark, long winters. They love Goat and drinking flagons of mead and Bovril. They hate being reminded of the paradise some of us frolic in, day in, day out with buxom, attractive women tending our every whim.

People like me who live in a relative paradise know our tropical foods, and savour them. Don't hate, playa, theres plenty of Pineapple to go round.
 
McBain said:
I would really love to travel to your neck of the woods mate, I love that area.

But your views on Pineapple on Pizza are derived in direct relation to where you live. People who live in these cold, rainy climates have no idea how to enjoy tropical foods. They live on Offal and intestines. Solid, hearty, mountain food to fuel those dark, long winters. They love Goat and drinking flagons of mead and Bovril. They hate being reminded of the paradise some of us frolic in, day in, day out with buxom, attractive women tending our every whim.

People like me who live in a relative paradise know our tropical foods, and savour them. Don't hate, playa, theres plenty of Pineapple to go round.
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Cane toads, funnel web spiders, snakes galore, blistering heat; and the only thing you have by way of culture to placate the savage wilderness is Home and Away or Neighbours. Sounds like paradise mate.

Anyway, pineapples aren't food: they are accessories for cocktails.
 

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