Phil Collins

Blue 1 · March 9, 2011

Phil Collins has retired from the music industry.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12686726

I'm very happy about this, myself, finding his tinny, metallic caterwauling to be the aural equivalent of a paper cut on the bellend.

Expect Steven Gerrard to be sent off in the red****e's next game for taking his grief out on an opponent.

chicoazul · March 9, 2011

I'll await the Summerskin opinion on him before I commit to mine.

lurks*

Alio · March 9, 2011

Phil Collins has retired today, guess he didn't want to spend any more time in the stu stu studio

Dylan · March 9, 2011

Blue 1 said:
Phil Collins has retired from the music industry.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12686726

I'm very happy about this, myself, finding his tinny, metallic caterwauling to be the aural equivalent of a paper cut on the bellend.

Expect Steven Gerrard to be sent off in the red****e's next game for taking his grief out on an opponent.

Ouch! That hurt me just reading it!!!!

Wincing here!

Summerskin · March 9, 2011

chicoazul said:
I'll await the Summerskin opinion on him before I commit to mine.

lurks*

A Greatest Hits artist in every sense of the word...

Sussudio will always be a favourite though, considering that Patrick Bateman used it to slam escort girls, hero.

Blue 1 · March 9, 2011

Summerskin said:
A Greatest Hits artist in every sense of the word...

Sussudio will always be a favourite though, considering that Patrick Bateman used it to slam escort girls, hero.

The Phil Collins chapter in that book is hysterical. The escort girls chapters not so.

ijjysmith · March 9, 2011

He is an easy lover

chicoazul · March 9, 2011

I'm not too bothered about him retiring.

He peaked with Sussudio.

linglong · March 9, 2011

Bald headed tit won't be missed a relic from the '80's

RFUS · March 10, 2011

linglong · March 10, 2011

LOL classic

I would add there was much rejoicing in the kingdom as the baldy [Poor language removed] buggered off and hopefully kept his promise about never singing again

Elong · March 10, 2011

But but but he wrote a song about someone he knew who commited a nasty crime and invited them to the front of the stage at a concert and sung it to them, so me muzt be epicz!

Gabriel was much better.

padefc · March 10, 2011

no loss at all self indulgent knob

McBain · March 10, 2011

Wow.

Just wow.

This place never fails to surprise.

In an age where a bunch of, lets face it, retards are dominating the charts, good ol' easy lovin Phil Collins success will never be repeated. he's short, talented, not the most handsome man in the world, and please, correct me if i'm wrong, but was the first drummer from a successful band to have a more successful career as a solo artist. Nice guy, was awesome in 'Buster'; and should stand shoulder to shoulder with Sting, Elvis Costello, Peter Gabriel and Billy Idol in the Pantheon of British 80's music.

Shame on you, Forum

edge · March 10, 2011

padefc said:
no loss at all self indulgent knob

agreed never liked him since he siad he was going to leave the country if labour got in, ;like anyone was remotely arsed,hope sting goes next another up his own arse bell, add paul weller and jim pursey to that list as well give me a decent fellas like noddy holder/ paul young anyday