Peter Crouch to leave Spurs

ChicagoToffee · August 4, 2011

9 different clubs.

That's should be the end of this. No matter where he's been, no club has thought enough of him to try and keep him around. Except for Turkey Neck.

billycopper · August 4, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
Jags and hibbo will be rubbing their hands together at this rumour. Would be a return to hoofball he came

I don't think we ever stopped playing hoofball. I facepalm when they aim for Ossie though.

Bluekahunaburgers · August 4, 2011

Well at 30, he will have no re-sale value, so if it took 8m to get him (plus sky high wages), that 8m is gone, isn't that why Landon Donovan wasn't signed cos he was in his late 20s and value would drop month on month. I agree if he played, it is back to hoof hoof hoof at any opportunity. I think this is a no go, but I could see Moyesy signing him just so he can come back and defend corners! Moyes likes to get everyone back as we all know so this would fit perfectly with his tactics :unsure:

VaguelyBrown · August 4, 2011

Summerskin said:
Just imagine a Crouch-Cahill front two.

It would be like 1996 all over again.

Well, that'd be a cup win sorted then....

peskyrobot · August 4, 2011

I wouldn't be surprised if it is later proven that Crouch is actually an insect.

VaguelyBrown · August 4, 2011

peskyrobot said:
I wouldn't be surprised if it is later proven that Crouch is actually an insect.

I bloody hope not mate. I'd hate to think that there are creepy-crawlies in the world earning that much more moolah than me. *fumes*

Right, I'm off outside to stamp on some ants. Bloody ants, coming over here and stealing our jobs....