Pet Acts on BGT

[chrissyjack]

Seeing as a doggie has won Britain's Got Talent. Has anyone on here got a talented pet. I , myself , have an Elvis impersonating chicken who sings " All Cluck Up "

 

[Toffe3m4n]

*gets cj's coat*

 

[heatmeiser]

I have a worm that I burp every night.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I would have entered my cat but he's gash at singing and keeps getting the lyrics wrong.

 

[chrissyjack]

My chicken hasn't got a game-plan. Says he'll go on the stage and just wing it

 

[The T-Dex]

Got a pet fish that goes bass to mouth.

 

[I_Dan_Talisman]

Year of 'the Artist'. So Hollywood dictates world TV. Didn't take long.

 

[bluemeanie]

I have three bees that dress up as horses. They're called The Bee Gees.

 

[chrissyjack]

I have three bees that dress up as horses. They're called The Bee Gees.

I thought I had an onion who sang Bee Gees tunes. Turns out it was just a chive talking

 

[I_Dan_Talisman]

Who gives a flying arse hole about anything Simon Cowell does? Besides his hareem.

Sad sad sad bastar*s. Get a grip.

 

[Groucho]

Anyone remember one man and his dog? That should just bring that back - come bye and all that

 

[ijjysmith]

Last night I was browsing GOT on my mobile and one of my kittens (Maverick) jumped on me and started pawing at my phone.
Somehow he managed to change it to text messages and on Mrs Ijjy name typed in a 'X' (like a kiss). Was well weird.

 

[Roztitute]

Last night I was browsing GOT on my mobile and one of my kittens (Maverick) jumped on me and started pawing at my phone.
Somehow he managed to change it to text messages and on Mrs Ijjy name typed in a 'X' (like a kiss). Was well weird.

Everyone wants to send Mrs Ijjy kisses







X

 

[bluejock]

Last night I was browsing GOT on my mobile and one of my kittens (Maverick) jumped on me and started pawing at my phone.
Somehow he managed to change it to text messages and on Mrs Ijjy name typed in a 'X' (like a kiss). Was well weird.

Everyone wants to send Mrs Ijjy kisses







X

#kissesformrsijjyxxx

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Who gives a flying arse hole about anything Simon Cowell does? Besides his hareem.

Sad sad sad bastar*s. Get a grip.

I've got a lizard who can detect previously banned members on messageboards.

"what's that Godzilla?"

*speaks to me in secret lizard code*

Ah yes, well done Godzilla you're right again.