Perfect Job

[Alio]

What is it? Who has it? How do we get it?

I remember seeing this once....now it does look fun...

But....is there such a thing as a nipple tweaker, I think not. My job is pretty cool, get to speak to people all around the world every day, but surely....the best job would be a football scout? Think it would be for me anywho. I want to become one!!

 

[Muggins]

Getting paid to go round the world watching football would be my dream job.

 

[Alio]

Getting paid to go round the world watching football would be my dream job.

Indeed. I'd love to be a scout, or the dude who works for Nike, who goes "I've seen this player from Brazil, lets give him a boot deal quick"....something like that would be sweet

 

[artetas sock]

Nuff said

 

[ijjysmith]

May sound weird to you lot but i nearly was a pro skateboarder! Still wish I'd taken that route:

 

[Alio]

May sound weird to you lot but i nearly was a pro skateboarder! Still wish I'd taken that route:

Were you as good as Rodney Mullen? I spent hours watching this dude. Never has the word dude seemed more apt

[video=youtube;vywOQd683RI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vywOQd683RI[/video]

 

[ijjysmith]

Were you as good as Rodney Mullen? I spent hours watching this dude. Never has the word dude seemed more apt

[video=youtube;vywOQd683RI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vywOQd683RI[/video]

Sadly not! He's a legend!

 

[Alio]

Sure is. I know nothing about Skate boarding, but I remember trying to give it a go once. Bought a nice Stussy deck (yeah I know the lingo) but never did anything with it. Just picked up my play station controller and played hours of Tony Hawks

You're right though, a contender for dream job there. Shame it never worked out bud....well I guess it's a shame? Possibly not the best career ever, but I bet they don't have many "bad day at the offices" apart from the odd broken limb...

 

[Welton Toffee]

Top Gear presenter.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

Play for Everton / manage Everton / own Everton.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

For me it's gotta be a Mountain Guide

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[Brownie]

Will Ferrell.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

fluffer

 

[RetroCat]

Sadly I only know imperfect jobs - used to know someone who was a salmon sexer (ie which gender) - sorry guys, but if you are male it's curtains (after they've sucked the sperm out of your gonads - just in case you're a super breeder).

 

[heatmeiser]

fluffer

Damn, I was 22 minutes too late.