Peckish ?

chrismpw · February 17, 2017

Just come back from a pub quiz in the town, to overnight in my camper van.

A single malt and peanut butter from a knife is hitting the spot right now.

The toast is out of reach.

(good job I read this, predictive text gave me "a single male ....")

tadao · February 17, 2017

tadao said:
Already tried....
Do not google search flattened penis (to fit in with the model with the gap in her teeth!!).

@verreauxi you searched didn't you?

verreauxi · February 17, 2017

tadao said:
@verreauxi you searched didn't you?

Not yet. But now your taunt is too tempting to pass up. I'll do it just before bed, so it sticks in my brain all night.

verreauxi · February 17, 2017

tadao said:
@verreauxi you searched didn't you?

Okay, I'm weak. Just did. Couldn't wait til bed. Holy plexiglass, hexbolts, and wingnuts!!!!!!!!!

tadao · February 17, 2017

verreauxi said:
Okay, I'm weak. Just did. Couldn't wait til bed. Holy plexiglass, hexbolts, and wingnuts!!!!!!!!!

I laughed, nearly threw up, then laughed again!

blue61 · February 17, 2017

Boss_Blue said:
A good sized, veiny penis.

Eggs · February 17, 2017

Tramps_mate said:
Salt and vinegar rice crackers...

And a cream egg.

...careful.

I just wait for my next meal. Crisps, biscuits and sweeties are for young children. Guinness is for blokes.

Toast · February 17, 2017

The maker of Britain's best fish finger sandwich has shared her secrets so you can make your butty taste even better.
Gabrielle Sander won top prize at the Fish Finger Sandwich Awards after being given 30 minutes to prepare and present her meal to a panel of cookery experts.
The website developer, from London, has been making her signature fish finger sandwich for around a year since stumbling across the ingredients by accident while trying to cook one evening with very little in the cupboard.
Her award-winning recipe consists of Birds Eye fish fingers with mayonnaise, smoked paprika, capers, lime juice, wasabi and rocket in a farmhouse bap.
Gabrille said: "Sometimes if I don't have any mayo, I'll use avocado instead.

degsy · February 17, 2017

chrismpw said:
Just come back from a pub quiz in the town, to overnight in my camper van.

A single malt and peanut butter from a knife is hitting the spot right now.

The toast is out of reach.

(good job I read this, predictive text gave me "a single male ....")

malt / male *waggles hand

Alanbileysfeathercut · February 17, 2017

Proper scrambled egg made in a pan no microwaves on hot buttered toast

COYBL25 · February 17, 2017

Toast said:
The maker of Britain's best fish finger sandwich has shared her secrets so you can make your butty taste even better.
Gabrielle Sander won top prize at the Fish Finger Sandwich Awards after being given 30 minutes to prepare and present her meal to a panel of cookery experts.
The website developer, from London, has been making her signature fish finger sandwich for around a year since stumbling across the ingredients by accident while trying to cook one evening with very little in the cupboard.
Her award-winning recipe consists of Birds Eye fish fingers with mayonnaise, smoked paprika, capers, lime juice, wasabi and rocket in a farmhouse bap.
Gabrille said: "Sometimes if I don't have any mayo, I'll use avocado instead.

Who the F has, smoked paprika, capers, lime juice, wasabi, rocket and a nice farmhouse bap lying round !

A fish fingertips butty is, fish fingers, white bread ( no other bread is acceptable ), loads of butter, salt and vinegar or hot pepper sauce / tomatoe sauce FFS.

Toast · February 17, 2017

COYBL25 said:
Who the F has, smoked paprika, capers, lime juice, wasabi, rocket and a nice farmhouse bap lying round !

A fish fingertips butty is, fish fingers, white bread ( no other bread is acceptable ), loads of butter, salt and vinegar or hot pepper sauce / tomatoe sauce FFS.

I thought the same.
I'm rather partial to a bit of tartar sauce on a fish finger butty however.
And it's got to be lurpak butter.

Ashtonian · February 17, 2017

Walkers cheese and onion crisp butty.

Or a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits.

COYBL25 · February 17, 2017

Ashtonian said:
Walkers cheese and onion crisp butty.

Or a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits.

Has to be on white bread.

Otherwise null and void

Ashtonian · February 17, 2017

COYBL25 said:
Has to be on white bread.

Otherwise null and void

of course it does.
i'm fussy that it has to be walkers and cheese and onion as well. Not into any other flavour but can settle for different C+O if need be.