Pasties, everyone.

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icburns

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We definitely need a pastie thread right now. Just to ensure the sanity and balance of the GOT masses.
PASTIES. FORGET THE PAIN WITH PASTIES.
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Do I stand alone in preferring pies?

Classic GOT. One post in and there's a schism into two parties.
 
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Pasties are symptomatic with everything that is wrong with modern England, which has always previously been a pie loving country - cornwall excluded, which non coincidentally is where pasties come from.

Since then, much like red squirrels being over run by their less cute grey rivals, pasties have spread like a cancer throughout the land. Where a man would sit and contemplate gods majesty on a park bench partaking of a pie and peas for luncheon without as much as a by your leave, now its de rigeur for said man to galumph along gormlessly masticating a pasty on the hoof; as if the nazi's had won the war or something.

this must stop. Pasties are inferior, made of shoddy pastries and fillings and represent a capitalist cornish conspiracy to overthrow the soverign realm and the british empire from within.

you have all been warned.*

*glares at got posters over a steaming hot meat and potato.
 
I do like a good pie.

But too often upon purchase I have been presented with a pie where the texture of the crust resembles something along the lines of cardboard, ruining the whole experience in the process.
 
I struggle to find a decent pie nowadays, Hollands meat and potato used to be nice until they got took over and started putting half as much filling in them. There's always a Greggs nearby and you can't go wrong with their pasties. Cheese and ham, traditional, peppered steak, sausage and bean. Mmm
 


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