Past and present Everton players alternative jobs.

[JLW]

Beto - Fast food restaurant

Jake O'Brien - tarmaccer

Nathan Patterson - Universal Credit

 

[goldfinchmule]

Darron Gibson-driving instructor.

 

[magicjuan]

Andrei Kanchelskis - motorway bridge support column

Graeme Sharp - panda fiddler

Dominic Calvert Lewin - P.I.P. Assessor

Royston Drenthe - Mark Morrison tribute act

 

[ETID]

Big dunc - hitman

 

[Yarrgh]

Phil Jagielka deffo runs a lady's hair salon.

 

[summerisle]

Pat Van Den Hauwe - contract killer.

 

[Blue peter]

John Bailey - milliner

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Gravesen - Carsley impersonator.

Carsley - Gravesen impersonator.

 

[SJB]

Sylvain Distin - milkman

Jack Harrison - Love Island contestant

 

[summerisle]

Alan Harper - Plastic Surgeon

 

[Blue peter]

Peter Beardsley - Bell Ringer

 

[goldfinchmule]

Kurt Zouma-runs a cattery.

 

[chrismpw]

Trevor Steven - magician
Adrian Heath - Submariner
Peter Reid - Zoo keeper (primates)
Michael Keane - flour Miller/ Baker or alter boy
Schneiderlin - grifter
Big Nev - refuse collection and recycling technician
Phil Neville - pointer outer
Oumar Niasse - prince
Duncan Ferguson - girder

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

DCL..snooker ref...."miss and another miss"

 

[Goodison87]

Alan Harper, Jack of all trades. You could put him anywhere.