Park End Sausage

[Jamiednm]

I was sat in the Park End, gossiping with my mate all match this afternoon, and at half time I got a large hot dog with all the fixings.

Unfortunately, as I took a bite out of my ‘dog, a load of ketchup spurted out on to the back of the spectator in front of me.

If you got home from the match with a load of ketchup all over your back, can I suggest that you take more care to pack some handkerchiefs for future matches in case you get more condiments on you.

 

[Bob Latchford]

You on the Stella?

 

[The Blue Watch]

This is why I don’t sit in the Park End. Loads of scruffs.

 

[heartscry2286]

Park End Scruffs, always waving their sausage around, splashing sauce on innocent bystanders.

 

[matty1878]

This is why I don’t sit in the Park End. Loads of scruffs.

Ahem.

 

[aazak]

Is this thread in code?

 

[Zezti]

Careful mate, you can be arrested for spurting it in public.

 

[heartscry2286]

Is this thread in code?

no, it's InnYOURendo.

 

[matty1878]

Is this thread in code?

No he just weren't honest in telling the guy sitting infront

 

[Jamiednm]

There’s no innuendo, it was just a note to a fellow blue who may have got home with ketchup on his coat to take more care in future.

 

[Blue Pride of Brum]

There’s no innuendo, it was just a note to a fellow blue who may have got home with ketchup on his coat to take more care in future.

Bit cowardly of you that mush isn’t it?

 

[Jamiednm]

Bit cowardly of you that mush isn’t it?

Not at all. Helpful and constructive more like.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Red sauce is for kopites. dirty rat.

 

[SenorMoyes]

Great Thread Lads

 

[Blue Pride of Brum]

Not at all. Helpful and constructive more like.

Why would be boasting on the internet of squirting sauce all over another Everton lads jacket and squirming out of telling him mush?