I thought it was always called snickers in the US mate.Outstanding sir !!!
I was going to post just that but you sir beat me to it. Well done.
You're also showing your age with the Marathon bar reference. I think those came out when I was 10 or so and that was a long long time ago.
Mike Ashley Selling & Spending – Newcastle v Everton
http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/mike-ashley-selling-spending-newcastle-v-everton/
The comments under that article are truly incredible. Newcastle fans really are the most detestable muppets in the world.